swamp weasel

An incompetent fool who makes brash and arrogant statements but fails to actually achieve anything. Tries to squirm into gigs by backstabbing others and succing up to the higher-ups.

"Hey, you know how Kartik said he would get first place?"
"Yeah."
"Turns out he didn't even win anything at all, and I also heard that he sucked up to the officers to get a second chance."
"LMAO this clown is the biggest swamp weasel I've ever seen."

by nigswimmer March 5, 2017

my swamp

my swamp means that is THEIR crib, THEIR house, THEIR territory, man.

My brother: *enters my room*

Me: GET OUT OF MY SWAMP

by glitchyra September 9, 2018

This Is My Swamp

When Shrek grabs you and puts you on your knees and makes love to your anus.

Shrek whispered into my ear "This is my Swamp."

by Zajing August 30, 2019

Fairy of shampoo

A fairy of shampoo isn’t actually a fairy.She’s someone almost none of you can reach physically.If you try to reach her,just like a bubble made of shampoo she will pop and eventually vanish in the cold void.People sometimes describe her as “the ideal person” but it still doesn’t affect the fact that she is a fairy of shampoo…

•She’s my fairy of shampoo.From now on I will only love her

by _yours_ November 20, 2021

stampos

The Spanish word for "stamp"

I need to go out and buy some stampos

by beholdtheyellow April 18, 2009

Southern swamp rock

This is a form of roots music about swamp life in Cajun country, from artists such as J.J. Cale, CCR, the Band and Tony Joe White.

I just love "Born on the Bayou" by CCR! It is primo Southern swamp rock.

by I, Wreckerrr December 12, 2020

Swamp cock

When you tuck your dick into your butt crack all day before a blowjob, and then yell “SWAMP COCK” and then smack her nose with your dong until she smells it

“Hey man I heard you got head from some hot girl”

“I was about to, but then I hit her with that swamp cock and then she threw up”

by SwampyBoi April 1, 2019