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Swaggtized

Hypnotized by my swagg......
She is swaggtized!
by I am the WhiteKnight.Who else? October 27, 2011
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swagata

A tall goddess who only likes to eat croissants and puts medicinal mud on her face.

She has the ability to make anyone feel comfortable and she loves her friends and they love her. She is the coolest meanest chick on the block. Just love her.
Chaand laal hai, swagata aas paas hogi.
by Markiv November 30, 2021
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Swanter

Pronounced Swant-er
Verb- To Swant

Defn Swaying Banter. The Banter that you give to others(and yourself) when you are game-over drunk. You may often find yourself uncontrollably swaying back and forth you've consumed so much alcoholic beverage.

A sure-fire way to attaining Swanter is via a lethal concoction known as Hulk originating historically from Northern England in the 21st century. Vodka, Wkd, and relentless energy drink with a ratio of 1:2:2 and served in a household bucket (preferably clean-ish)

Warning side effects of Hulk may include: Life-ruining consequences, self-Swanter, Nights in the A&E, Scarring,Terrier Tales, Having sex with borderline jailbait, Forgetting to peg your tent down correctly, thinking that you are in fact Irish, running home without telling people where you've gone & many other side-effects.
Please consult your practitioner before consuming.
Man1: Man 2 Where've you been?
Man2: Just been on a ride with a girl who was a 2/10 randomer, cost me £8, must be swaying..
Man 1: Ahh good swanter
by SwantTheLad September 5, 2011
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Swagutory Rape

When a male uses his swag (which is never anything special or abnormally impressive for a guy his age: minimum wage job, beat up car from the mid 90's, clothes he bought at a discount price from the Hot Topic he works at) to attract underage girls who are not used to boys their age having such things. He does this out of desperation; ladies his age find his advances hilarious and sad.

He will often and mainly use Facebook, Twitter, or any form of social networking where young and impressionable minors are prominent. He will also target girls who are a bit out of date and or cliche; scene girls and leftover Myspace whores are always messaged first.
Creeper 1: Yeah man, you didn't hear? He took TWO fifteen year olds to the movies at the same time. That's pretty pimp of him.

Creeper 2: Wow, that's pimp of him. They must be impressed by his discount Louis V gear. Definitely a case of Swagutory Rape going on there.
by K. Cobra November 8, 2011
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swagtastical

Your dad picks up all the chicks because he's just so swagtastical.
by zetaheart66 September 9, 2011
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swagotology

(not to be confused with swagtology): a scientific discipline, a subbranch of sociology rather, dealing with concepts, from a sociological perspective, related to swag, YOLO, YODO, and other issues dealing with either swag or modern teenagers.
While swagtology is the vox populii and non scientific ( in this case i.e done by the popular masses, for popular masses) study of swag and other related concepts, swagotology, IMHO, should be either a separate social science discipline or a subbranch of sociology.
by Uncle Dimma August 20, 2013
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Swantaneous

when someone does something spontaneous that has a hilarious out come. It normally occurs on a whim, drinking may be a contributing factor.
(after a few drinks) "I am feeling swantaneous tonight, lets take winston for a drive."
by Nay Nai March 14, 2011
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