Swagmoneyballer

Something or someone who is cool.

Nico and Olivia are not very swagmoneyballer people because they are lame.

by jrhernandez21 April 3, 2017

Sangamon's Principle

"The simpler the molecule, the better the drug. So the best drug is oxygen. Only two atoms. The second-best, nitrous oxide - a mere three atoms. The third-best, ethanol - nine. Past that, you're talking lots of atoms." From Neal Stephenson's Zodiac.

There is a little further background to this. The more complicated the molecule, the more unpredictable it is. Therefore, drugs like Cannabis, heroin,etc, are out of the window because of the increased chances of those complex substances fucking up your body.

Play it safe. Keep to Sangamons Principle.

"I used to be Straightedge, but now I adhere to Sangamons Principle."

"Why'd you change?"

"I like promiscuous sex and drink."

"Fair enough..."

by Paragon Pariah March 27, 2005

swaggabooty

Usually referring to a female but could also apply to a male. Can be used as both a noun describing someone's butt or as a nickname. Refers to someone with a large butt that sways while walking due to their natural swag.

Note: this is not a large butt due to the person being heavy, it is a naturally lush ass, sometimes associated with black girls

Nate: "Look at that girl, she has a swaggabooty."

Kevin: "Oh hey, swaggabooty."

by ilovecats1009 December 9, 2012

Swagamole

A superior cult of a supreme five people that you’re not in. Swagamole day is a secret to non members and on that day we have celebrations and food. We don’t like talking to the common folk (others not in swagamole) as they are inferior to us

“Too bad you’re not in swagamole Bitch”

by Swagamole__ July 6, 2021

swaggeroni special

The most special move in your arsenal of anime-inspired, autismo-fueled moves.

When we jump this guy make sure to hold him still while i hit him with the swaggeroni special

by paschi46 January 31, 2022

swagmonster

a person, usually a man, who is scary in the aspect that he has so much swag. he is overpowering in the aspect of that he is a true jerk, a true man, and typically a guy who is way too arrogant, but backs it up with whatever he can.

Oh yeah, I hear he's a real swagmonster.

by swagmonsterJ July 3, 2010

Swaggamatics

The process of academically performing below standards in any mathematics course, but doing so with swagg.

Jim: I can't believe Kelsey got a 36 on her algebra test!
Sara: Yeah bro, she must really focus on her swaggamatics!

by swaggastud April 23, 2011