Spurt Scrying

The act of fortune or future telling. Using the pattern of semen ejaculated on a surface (or her face) a scryer can see hidden knowledge or for foretell future events .

Staring intently at the streaks of semen produced for his spurt scrying session, she told him what she saw... That he had only 3 days until he would be murdered.

by Chawkerr February 8, 2018

Spurlock Syndrome

(n) The act of making an astronomical living by stating the painfully obvious.

Victim of SS: Eating McDonald's food for an extended period will make you fat.

General moviegoing public: Please take several million of our personal dollars.

by Roach likes you August 25, 2005

Spursy

Tottenham's consistency fail to live up to expectations, drop points in crucial games that should have been won, and miss stunningly simple chances right in front of goal.

ex. Spurs fans are feeling something new; JOY! Happiness! They are winning, nothing could go wrong... JOINK! And the opposition have equalized, OH! And there's another, this is devastating for the fans. THAT'S SO SPURSY!

by SonOfATottenhamFan December 15, 2016

Spurglar

A spurglar is a woman who steals sperm to “accidentally” fall pregnant.
A woman who tricks a man into having a baby.

You know he never wanted a baby. She tricked him. She is a spurglar.

by Jay Fro August 26, 2013

spurned

Verb: Reject with disdain.

I spurned the advances of the flirtatious woman at the bar because I had a girlfriend.

by Jackie Roberts November 3, 2010

SpurpShots

SpurpShots is an romanian audio maker since 2017, in fact hes really tall for his age and i dont know if he gon see this but all his e girl wanna fuck him.SpurpShots being lucky with getting termed on 7 accounts for hos audios but luckly,he used vpn.He got ip banned in(USA,Germany,Mexic,Russia,Finland,Sweden and Greece).
SpurpShots quitted in 2018 and came back in 2019 bc hes audios got leaked+personal reasons.
SpurpShots is indeed a good audio maker.
His account is named CRS3590.

SpurpShots being an overrated lego audio creator

by Vericul,43 April 6, 2022

Spursy

To consistently and inevitably fail to live up to expectations. Involves visions of grandeur/being immensely deluded only to bottle it again and again and again whilst pretending not to care.

"Hey, did you see Spurs get knocked out of Europe by the 8th best team in Belgium last night?"

"Haha, yeah. That was so Spursy."

by BallStreet February 24, 2017