J DOGG THE SUPERHERO 

when you have sex with someone who looks like a caveman and he feeds you bison meat while giving you a dirty sanchez and fingers your ear hole.

Brandon: Come get a J Dogg the Superhero
Joel: Got the bison meat ready?
Bradon: Damn right bitch.

J DOGG THE SUPERHERO by the ebay stalker June 7, 2011

superhero vagina 

When the meat curtains are so ample, they resemble a superheros cape.

I was going down on her and my ears were kept warm because she had a superhero vagina.

superhero vagina by BBKKDRTJ November 11, 2021

masturbating superhero 

What Batman does between the cartoonstrips.

Mike: Dude, this cartoon has a masturbating superhero in it.
John: What? Last week, it was lesbian Sailor Moons.

masturbating superhero by Anal Violator October 21, 2003

Internet Superhero 

A person who boasts and make himself appear awesome over the internet by stating comments such as 'I'll beat your ass if I ever see you IRL' and being generally what they think can be described as 'bad-ass'. This is made possible by the privacy of the internet and where there is absolutely no chance of this person ever meeting the one he threatens.

Most of these people are actually socially awkward virgin males with no life.

- "honestly if you think this is cool you should just kill yourself. please. If i ever see this tattoo on a person, i will know it was you, because nobody but a fuckin fag like you would think it's cool. and i will beat the shit out of you."

inb4 internet superhero.

Internet Superhero by Dimman March 2, 2010

Superhero hammerjack mode 

The state at which men try to develop superhero senses to hear, smell, feel, see, and possibly taste someone coming anywhere near five feet of the bedroom or bathroom door when masturbating.

Man, i totally went superhero hammerjack mode yesterday, my mom almost caught me bumpin the monkey!!!

Superhero hammerjack mode by Albusdumbledore July 19, 2011

golden age of superhero movies 

The era of film beginning in 2012 with the success of Marvel's crossover team-up The Avengers, which saw the popularity of superhero movies soar to unprecedented heights, and ushered in the age of shared universe mega-franchises.

The golden age of superhero movies is upon us.

golden age of superhero movies by Soulmind October 30, 2014

superhero chin

A chin with a dimple on a man or woman. Originated from the beloved and one, true Superman.....Christopher Reeve.

Her features aren't manly because she has a superhero chin that is badass!

superhero chin by LazyEgg January 15, 2018