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simonetti

The act of reaching around and giving a man a handjob as you have anal sex with him. Made famous in the movie "Full Metal Jacket"
John is a righteous dude. He gave me a Simonetti while he had me bent over the other day.
by IrishPirate November 18, 2005
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Simone

The most beautiful and sensual of all the women. She is extremely intelligent and has a great sense of humor, any guy would be lucky to have her.
This girl will always make you laugh and worry about others before herself and will not be satisfied until others are feeling good about them-selves even though it may put strain on her own self worth.
Extremely sexual, knows what she wants in bed (or airplane bathroom) and will not be afraid to tell her partner/s.
One worth loving and taking care of.
Nick: So the mile high club aye?
Simone: Yeah, I have decided I want you to fuck me in the cubicle. *points and bites her lip*
Nick: Im so fucking there!

*Both get up and join the most exclusive club on the planet.*
by SpanishNick1991 September 1, 2011
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Simone

Simone is a BABE!!!
Her sense of humor is dark but hilarious. Her smile lights up a room as does her laugh. She's got curves like no other and eyes like a tiger. And when it comes to dating she s a BEAST IN BED!!!! but she cares about who she loves and would do anything for them <3
Man, you're dating a Simone? Lucky..
by anonymos03 June 30, 2017
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gail simone

To participate in lewd sexual conduct with toast. Usually dry (without spread).
Person: that person is buying a lot of bread.
Me: they're probably doing a gail simone.
by B0bby_Brown August 31, 2017
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Simone

She has high intellect and muscial talent, gorgeous but among others does not believe so, can be socially awkward and timid due to doubting herself, wastes time on Tumblr but manages to get more work done than her peers. Other words to describe her is wonderful, amazing, silly, and weird (in a good way).

Anyone lucky enough to come across this kind of Simone and befriend her should know that its an honour. Simone can be decisive with her friends.

Simone is mature in all senses and can blend into a younger environment or adult environment. She has many goals and dreams, but always has an idea for her near future.

She is wise beyond her years and is loved by everyone for her beautiful nature.

Simone has brown hair with brown eyes, and had (:P) an olive-y skin tone.
Is simone
by #YOLOSWAG May 6, 2013
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cock summoner

A magician whose special and main ability is to summon dicks
1- Dude, that guy keeps on summoning dicks because he hasn't got one!

2- Be aware of the gay magicians! They can summon big dicks that will rape any hetero man that walks near them!

3- That girl is studying the cock summoning art, because she really loves dicks. She wants to become the best cock summoner in the world!
by 99888776665 March 31, 2009
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Shmoney

Money earned on the hush hush.

Hence "Shhh...Money". Shmoney
"I've been selling crack since like the fifth grade. Gave a little bit of Shmoney to my mom"
by otymartin October 4, 2016
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