segzz

an explosion of 60 orgasms while trying to piss on the toilet, having nothing to do with sexual activity. This is the most outstanding feeling known to mankind.

man i was trying to take a leak and fuckin oath i chucked a segzz, beauty.

by stan da el capitan, inspired by colt^ September 30, 2003

Suez Canal

When your shit won't flush down, and sits in the bottom of the bowl at an angle.

Leaving stall to next guy in line, "I flushed three times, but it's the Suez Canal in there."

by Sam_R. September 24, 2021

Suezilla

A woman of freakishly large proportions; a brute fiend.

I was looking at a picture and realized that the woman in it was seven feet tall! Suezilla strikes again!

by Dr. Von Chang June 13, 2008

suegar

basically means swag, probably one of the best words ever created

tu no tiene suegar

by WhyYouSoMad May 5, 2014

Hungry Suez

a sex move where the guy sucks milk out of the woman's tit and uses it as lube when they do it doggy style. makes for a very frothy ejaculation

why does your semen look like a chocolate milkshake?

cuz we did a hungry suez

by MarkZuckerberg October 1, 2012

Suezal

piglet

Look at that suezal. She looks really cute.

by wlthree November 7, 2020

smegzy

A word usually meaning you smell good and you’re hot

Sunny is soooo smegzy

by Ekeksbdbsbsk April 25, 2021