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Suede Condom

Someone that gets played really bad, Old school term back in the 80's (NYC) . One who gets seriously tricked or fooled. Used in the Oran Juice Jones song "Walking In The Rain"
Man, she played me like a Suede Condom
by C Bizzle May 24, 2005
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Suede Bagel

Suede bagel is defined as the brown ring around one's asshole after not wiping for a period of time.
Have you seen john's suede bagel? It smells like shit!
by Sugah Raye February 27, 2011
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suede music

Music that is written by the name claiming it as their own; Local singer/songwriter and artist from Kansas with intent to bring respect to the art behind what is truly music
He made suede music in his mom's garage.
by SukoSaiyan August 8, 2021
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Suede Patch Club

A most unwelcome honour, a member of the Suede Patch Club is a bloke who has not had sex for so long, his gigantic balls need a suede patch sewn on to the underside to protect them from rubbing on the ground.
Hey man, how's it going, still in the Suede Patch Club?
by Choda Boy 57 August 17, 2007
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Suede Bagel

Suede bagel is defined as the brown ring around one's asshole after not wiping for a period of time.
Have you seen john's suede bagel? It smells like shit!
by Sugah Raye February 27, 2011
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suede boots

A color of shoes.
I got new suede boots.
by Abcvd January 5, 2024
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pink suede elephant

the secret that someone is gay, everybody knows it, but wont admit it.
"it's like there's a pink suede elephant in the middle of the room, and nobody's allowed to talk about" - Miranda Hobbs, Sex and the City
by pinksuede June 5, 2009
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