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Snurmir

Snurmir (Said in a high pitched voice) is a word used to tell other people that you don't care about whatever they are saying.

Same meaning as if you said: "Who asked?"
Person a: "I'm so sick and tired of people taking my snus all the time"
person b: "Snurmir!"
Person a: :(
by shirmir September 20, 2021
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I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

It's a sentence to describe how cool the context is. It can be used to "rick roll" when the lewd context comes in.
-When there is a storm everything is either flying or struggling except the object is standing still, you play this song or just type I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
by ratflicker June 27, 2022
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Australian Snow Storm

An intricate masturbatory position requiring the masturbator to be in an inverse of the Z vector tangential to the earth's surface i.e. hanging from a pull-up bar via gravity boots. This form requires strength, finesse, deep concentration, preperation, and most importantly aim. When climax is reached, the ejaculate (if directed properly) will descend gracefully like snowflakes on a Winter's day.

Advanced techniques can be applied to create a reining flurry. As one approaches the apex, vigorous pendulum-like motions combined with slight torquing of the hips can cause the trajectory of the ejaculate to scatter forming a ferocious blizzard.

It is crucial for the masturbator to be properly prepared with all required materials within arms reach. Due to the excessive blood flow and disorientation, failure to prepare in this advanced position can cause irrational thinking, broken bones, and abashed relationships with kin.
Although Steve had been training for months, he went blind while attempting the Australian Snow Storm when the acidity of the poorly aimed semen landed in his eyes causing permanent erosion of his retinas.
by tgirl93 October 31, 2012
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Storm Trooper Syndrome

n. Describes a person's (or group of persons) inability to hit the target with their guns, even at close range. Reference from the Star Wars movies, where the Storm Troopers tend to have trouble even grazing the rebels with their laser blasters when chasing them down.
These new recruits suffer from the worst case of Storm Trooper Syndrome I've ever seen!
by anonymous September 3, 2004
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Canadian snow storm

The act of ejaculating into an oscillating fan, making your semen fly all over the place
The Canadian snow storm was hitting the room full of girls hard
by Giggity Goo March 27, 2017
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Wisconsin dust storm

the act of putting nesquik powder on your asshole, and farting into your significant others face while they go down on you
Rome totally experienced his first Wisconsin dust storm, and surprisingly like it.
by Romelio October 27, 2019
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StormChip

The most awesome tree bark mans. He’s made a deal with Team Amino and now they fight crime together.
Wow! StormChip your so tree bark!
by Team Amino March 3, 2021
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