Shurkey

A shurkey is a animal in the animal kingdom. Shurkeys are cousins of the a sought after, turkey. Shurkeys on average are anywhere from 100-400lbs heavier then your usual turkeys. Shurkeys are much easier too kill becuase you can scare it and it can’t run or do shit about it. It is best to bring a truck with atleast a hemi in it though if you want to move it back home.

hey Squirty, you see this mf shurkey i got. It ought to be a new world record!

by Shawn diesease December 8, 2021

paris stuckey

one of the most gorgeous girls on the face of this planet . she's perfect from head to toe . everyone knows her and if they don't , they wish they did . she's so sweet and stunning . did i mention that she is STUNNING? yeah . her name is just so awesome . it'd be so cool if she went to paris and came back and was like , " hey guys , i'm paris and i've been to paris ! " epic moment right there . if you don't know her then you should get to know her . i mean she isn't hard to miss , she's the one with the gorgeous face and amazing personality . long story short , she's amazing . <3

- gosh , i wish i knew paris . she's so amazing .

- there you have . Paris Stuckey ladies and gentlemen . making girls all around feel like poop compared to her .

by LULU . c; October 24, 2011

Drew Starkey

Hot, sexy, romantic, good at singing, amazing feet, has the best fans, best edits, best siblings ❤️

“whos drew starkey?”

“drew starkey? oh he is so hot”

by drews wife January 8, 2022

Drew Starkey

Drew Starkey is one sexy mf who deserves love and light from everyone. He’s a book reader! Actor, theater kid. He’s everything you want him to me.

“Drew starkey you are hot”

by Starkeysgirl April 27, 2022

Stuckeyed

To be rammed in the crotch with a toilet plunger.

Bitch got stuckeyed!

by Randy Savage March 31, 2004

Snurkey

When you go to fist bump your friend and one person turkeys you and the other person snails you and you end up high-fiving

Alexa: "Hey let's fist bump"
Leia: "Yeah!"

*They both go in for the fist bump*
Alexa: *Turkeys the fist bump*
Leia: *Snails the fist bump*
*They end up high-fiving (a Snurkey)*
Both: "OMG!!!!! hahahah!"
Alexa: "I can't believe we just snurkied!"

by snurkeysnurk321 November 9, 2022

Stuckeye

When a person gets out of bed and can't open their eyes because they are stuck together with crusty sleep. The condition is usually more dramatic if the person has conjunctivitis.

Fred: Far out, this morning when I woke up I had the worst stuckeye. I think I'm getting conjunctivitis.
Joe: Oh no! Conjunki, that's not funky!

by Freddy Frog's Feet December 25, 2007