Sturgeon's revelation

A law similar to Murphy's Law that states: "90% of everything is crap".

Dawg how about eating a taco?

Naw shizzle. I dont eat random crap because of Sturgeon's revelation. Its probably crap.

Whatev homey. (eats it). SICK! THIS TASTES LIKE DIARRHEA!

by edwild22 March 2, 2009

sturgeon

Another name for a long hard penis.

O shit dude! Aaron has quite the sturgeon... who woulda thought?

by the voice of the common cock September 28, 2010

Izaya Sturgeon

a homosexual white kid

izaya sturgeon is a fucking cunt

by turtleplayer 1021 July 23, 2018

Nicola Sturgeon

noun

"destroyer of women's rights"

I am Nicola Sturgeon the supreme leader of scotland!!!

by 911insidejob October 12, 2022

Nicola Sturgeon

One who upholds democracy, but doesn't understand what it is.

The majority of the Scottish Public voted no for Independence at the 2014 IndyRef, yet Nicola Sturgeon wants to hold IndyRef2? Where's the democracy in that?

by UltimateDoge September 5, 2021

Nicola Sturgeon

A Scots Colloquialism equating the Marxist politician Nicola Sturgeon of the SNP with that of fecal matter.

I stepped on a rancid big Nicola Sturgeon doon in Govanhill so I did.

by Shlomo Kekelberger August 24, 2021

Nicola Sturgeon

The current first minister of Scotland, the leader of SNP (Scottish Nationalist party) and an utter retard. Although what she does for the country has seemingly good motives behind it, but really it is to get a political advantage and induce her anglophobic ego. She is also part of the reason why the UK is an embarrassment. Instead of the UK politicians discussing shit with one another at the Cobra meetings, they just argue. Especially Boris Johnson and Nicola. Nicola Sturgeon also holds this delusional belief that she is going to obtain her dream "independence" when everyone voted no in 2014. Goes to show that she can't take a telling. Either she is delusional or she only mentioned the so-called indyref 2 because she wanted votes from the easily manipulated as she hasn't mentioned the indyref2 since the Scottish Election. What ever happened to Democracy eh?

Nicola Sturgeon is a retard.

by UltimateDoge July 8, 2021