stupor-computer

A painfully slow computer and/or internet connection incapable of performing more than one task at a time but capable of inducing a catatonic state in the user.

I fell asleep waiting for my goddam stupor-computer to load an effing wikipedia article.

by Mattemo March 16, 2009

stupelligence

Knowing a lot of things, procedures, processes, theories and words because they have seen them or heard of them and roughly knows what they are about. Thus, they act really arrogant and become know-it-alls or clever dicks. They talk without hesitant and doubt, like they are experts on the matters. And when real-life situations arise, they talk out their full arsenal of knowledge but cannot deliver results. They will most probably rely on the help of other people who are truly skilled in the field or fail epicly.

Boss: Our server is down again. Some staff cannot access it. Can you check?
Tech guy: OK... let me see...

(after a while)

Tech guy: Problem solved.
Boss: OK. Next time, you need to check whether the ODBC is stable. Or maybe the .NET framework is not running properly. I hope the MSSQL database is not corrupted. Maybe we should upgrade our network OS to support better packet segmentation in the OSI layers.
Tech guy: OK... (WTF is he talking about... it's just the server side program that was not running... What stupelligence...

by EastViceroy November 21, 2011

stusolo

Miss-heard lyrics of stoop so low

Signer: But you didn't have to stoop so low

Miss-heard lyric: But you didn't have to stusolo

by cementprism December 21, 2021

Stupot

This guy is the largest man on earth, weighing about 3 tons, but he is the sexiest beast of them all. The only reason that he didn't go pro on csgo is that he wasn't able to attend any LAN events because he is scared of other people and if he was to miss a shot he would off himself unlike Mason is here the fucking pussy. If he was to win a csgo major he would celebrate with a phat throbbing dildo in the ass, until he eventually died from anal rupture. GG WP

Stupot the embodiment of Christ in csgo that ate all of the fish and bread that he provided to the poor people. Matthew 14:13-21

by void24creed October 27, 2020

Stupon

An idiot.

My brother is a stupon.

by Whitafat July 15, 2017

Stupopaneurocitis

The phenomenon in which the stupidity of something one is exposed to makes some of one's brain cells explode.

Hearing John say that women never have relationship problems triggered stupopaneurocitis in Jane, whose ears bled for the next several hours.

by TheLastPunslinger January 3, 2006

Stupocracy

Pronunciation: stooo-pock-ruh-see
Function: noun
Inflected Form: plural -cies

A type of self-government where a society is mysteriously incapable of producing intelligent leaders. A form of dysfunctionalocracy.

After several presidential and congressional election cycles, the government remained divided along party lines. Rather than leading the nation into prosperous times, they descended into a state of stupocracy.

by Fname Mi Lname June 19, 2010