stomadick

pronounced: stahm-ah-dik
definition: The area between a man's stomach and dick when they blend together as one.
synonyms: vagomach (female), fupa (female), gunt (female), vagelly (female), penelly

He's not that fat, he just has a little stomadick.
I can't tell if that guy is happy to see me...or if he's got a stomadick.

by awesomealliteratoramy January 19, 2014

Swampdick

When fucking a hot chick at the lake, you pull out and dip the tip of your cock in the mud and reinsert.

Dude, I just totally swampdicked Kelly's ass

by dudesfunny May 12, 2011

stumpfuck

A technique used to fuck a large farm animal in a cleared field.

After looking into No. 29's big brown eyes I knew I would have to take her out of the barn and stumpfuck her.

by Ben Dover October 19, 2004

sumpdick

A nasty vagina.

Usually, with sweat cheese and various salts caked around the clitoris.

Holy fuck Amber has some nasty sumpdick!

by Retarded Creations By Kaie August 9, 2010

Skunty Stumpfucker

As stump fucker of the female persuasion. A woman who is skunty in social nature and physical appearance but prefers the company of the wilderness brought on by fucking stumps. Abuse no stump or man should ever deserve.

also see skunty and stump fucker

Did you see that Skunty Stumpfucker at Wal Mart buying fishing lures? I bet she fucks big stumps! Fucking gnarly!

by nhdude June 29, 2013

studdick

A guy who has a dick with a stud in it.

Drewford just got a Prince Albert, now he's a real studdick.

by Princessa DeCamillo August 13, 2005

Stumpfucker

One who dresses, acts, or speaks in a socially awkward manner.

Hey, look at that stumpfucker wearing those farm boots and short-shorts!

by Cody Spencer February 21, 2009