Stumbling shizbags

An expression of surprise and delight

Man: Stumbling shizbags! I've discovered the meaning of life!

by Japafrenspanglish April 8, 2006

Stumbling Monkey

A sexual postion/action: Whilst giving a man a blowjob the blowjobber grabs a firm hold of the scrotum and rips off the testicles.

I don't trust that bitch, she might stumbling monkey me.

by C.H.B. July 2, 2008

stumbling drunk

when you drink and you start not giving a shit about how you walk and start stumbling

me: i got so crossfaded last night, that shit was lit! i was stumbling drunk but i didn't give a fuck cause i was turnt and fucking hoes!

by springbreak2016! July 13, 2016

The Stumbling

only the best song in the world; created by scuppios

Man 1: Have you heard of The Stumbling?

Man 2: No

Man 1: It's only the best song ever, created by scuppios

Man 2: I literally didn't ask

by Niggas can be doctors too March 24, 2023

Stumbling Earwig

An unfortunate nickname for any male who smokes cannabis and has his hair grown below the ears.

Guy 1: Yas we're going to Konnor's today! :D
Guy 2: What a stumbling earwig.

by OGstains September 11, 2011

stumbling

The act of using a wifi-detection program to check for open (and sometimes closed) WLAN networks. In other words, using a program to see if there's a wireless internet setup close enough that you could access or hack into it.

John and I were stumbling last night and we found a cool new hotspot, just outside of the gym!

I'm sorry I couldn't chat online with you last night, I was stumbling for hours but never got a strong enough signal.

by JoshM July 16, 2008

stumbling Otis

Someone who has done wrong or made a mistake.

I got way drunk last night; I'm such a stumbling Otis.

by churnice June 12, 2008