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Sickation

The act of using one's sick hours or sick days at work as a vacation day(s)
"I have 83.8 sick hours"
"Dude! You need to take a sickation!"
by celticguy11 January 21, 2013
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Sticktionary

A highly specific dictionary catered to words revolving around the "stick language", arranged to parallel marijuana terminology by using forst-based,wood-related terms.

There are currently several words found within the continuously growing sticktionary. For example a marijuana cigarette is a "stick", and smaller one is a "twig". Additionally, sticks and twings come from trees, which is a large accumulation of the wondeful substance.

Furethermore, since a "cord" is 128 cubic feet of wood stacked tightly, 4' high by 4' wide by 8' long (4X4X8), and a "rick" or "rack" is the amount of firewood stacked 4' by 8' by one row of the length of the stick, these terms can be applied to parallel an Ounce(Oz) and half Ounce(1/2 OZ) of weed.

Clearly, a lumberjack cuts trees, chops the wood and bundles it in chords or ricks; hence the lumberjack is in essence the stick drugdealer.

Once a chord, rick or rack is obtained from the lumberjack, a fire is created and the sticks are burned. Occasionally, a "forest-fire" is created when multiple sticks are buring within a close vicinity. Often the people who handle or burn the sticks are known as loggers.
The following conversation is based on words coming from the sticktionary.

"Hey Mike, should we burn a stick before going to the party"?

"Sure, let me call the lumberjack, see if he can chop down some trees and stack us a chord, then we'll be set for a few days"

"Wonderful. We could even start a forest-fire of sorts at the party since their will be lots of loggers there."

"Great! Let the sticking begin!"
by CrazyC420 October 6, 2006
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-sturbation

A suffix indicating that an awesome time was had. Popularized by SMBC comics.
"I just had a cock-sturbation!"
by DMeisterMan May 11, 2010
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shuckatron

A Shuckatron is a Pearl Consultant and Manager, but not your typical Pearl Girl. Pearl Girls are often harassed by trolls, but Shuckatron is whitty and claps back so often that they give up. She even has a miniature couch for those random couch auctions! Shuckatron creates a warm and friendly environment sharing her passion for pearls with everyone. She is fiercely protective over her Pearl Fam and all of her parties are all inclusive! Basically, her name says it all:

Survivor
Humble
Unique
Compassionate
Kind
Achiever
Truthful
Real
Outgoing
Noble
Shuckatron has the best games and giveaways!
by Apricorn October 16, 2018
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Baby-Stuckination

When a baby is stuck in a women's vagina from the act of Baby Bottle Popping also known has Baby Pottle Pop (see definition). This is usually caused when the baby is overgrown or over the age of 1. Also if the baby has teeth, it may keep biting and have a strong grip causing the baby to be stuck.
Linda: Jimmy! Get this baby out of my pussy! FUCK! It hurts so good!
Jimmy: Linda i cant get it out! We have to get a doctor to surgically remove you baby-stuckination!
Linda: O ok.
by Matt Harry March 30, 2008
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mime-sturbation

a deliberately half-hearted performance of masturbation, executed at the behest of a sexual partner for whom this is an alleged turn on
yeah, i ended up doing a mime-sturbation because he kept bugging me to, saying it would excite him
by beebeediva August 8, 2011
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Suckation

adj. A level of sucking far worse then sucking alone. Measured in SU (Suck Units). Generally used in terms of people who are new to roleplaying, and thusly considered newbs or noobs.

If you suck, then you just suck. But if someone has to assign you a level of suckation, then you suck bad. For every level of suckation (Going from 1SU to 10SU, you have to multiply what it takes to suck by itself that number of times.)

Suckation Rankings:
*1SU - Frequently mispelled words. Poor punctuation. Short, nondescript posts. Occasional use of shorthand.(U R KOOL, for example.)

*2SU - Piss poor spelling. Almost non-existant punctuation. Horrid posts. Even more shorthand.

*3SU - Spelling like a dead cat. Punctuation - What's that? Posts look like this: 'beems kill u.' Shorthand rules.

*4SU - Anyone pulling PowerGame shit automatically moves directly to Suckation level 4. RolePlay is called RolePlay only because of the In Character Status. Kill me.

*5SU - Um, huh? Watching this person post is like nails on a chalkboard. PowerGaming prevails, along with excessive 'Im gunna suicide un less n e one cares' or other pity-party like quotes.

*6SU - Solo RP's (If they can be called that) spam the chat. Each post is short. Each post sucks. Each post makes anyone with a brain want to clean out their ears with a Roto-Rooter.

*7SU - Just seeing the offenders name is enough to make your hair stand on end. You wish you were blind.

*8SU - The person is forced to claim retardation to fend off insults.

*9SU - To be determined.

*10SU - One who is known to do make the same newbish moves and actions outside of the game as inside it.

Many of these definations modified from the original list to make them more universally applicable.
Wow, Ahaz the Druid Demon...That creates a whole new level of suckation right there.
by SilentJ7 August 28, 2006
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