Stick In the Mud 

Is a nickname for gay sex

John and Obama were doing the stick in the mud routine, when i opened the door.

Stick In the Mud by JoeJoe860 October 4, 2008

stick in the mud 

when somebody takes a dump on their hand,gets a boner and jacks off using the shit as lubricant

"i got a stick in the mud from stephanie booth"

stick in the mud by bryan newell June 20, 2004

Stick in the mud 

Huy is the epitome of this.

some one who does not watch football.

Stick in the mud by megs January 23, 2005

stick in the mud 

When a guy poops on a female's crotch, and then penetrates through to the vagina to have sex.

"I gave her the ol' stick in the mud"

stick in the mud by M-HO March 10, 2005

Stick in the mud 

A slur for a gay man; popularized by Family Guy

"You're acting like a total stick in the mud." -Lois Griffin
"Is that some kind of gay slur?" -Peter Griffin

Stick in the mud by Pogger_Champ May 28, 2021

A tree with no branches is still a stick in the mud

A colloquial phrase used to describe the act of superficially decorating or "dressing up" a fundamentally unchangeable or plain object, concept, or situation. It highlights that no matter how many leaves, lights, or ornaments you hang on something to alter its appearance, its core foundation remains exactly the same under the surface.

"He spent thousands putting a body kit and a massive spoiler on that broken-down commuter car, but a tree with no branches is still a stick in the mud."

A tree with no branches is still a stick in the mud by Aqueue July 22, 2026