kiss streeting

Euphemism for kissing along the streets

Phoebe and Salar were kiss streeting over Walnut last night.

by Polar Bear Exceptional June 7, 2011

Stroking Johnson

Male masturbation.

Ignorant Donkey was sitting home stroking Johnson, while I was in the Dominican Republic getting laid.

by BobbyWaves August 21, 2016

stolting

To fall asleep randomly in the company of friends. Sometimes accompanied by snoring. Somehow retaining the ability to jump right back into the conversation.

Chris was stolting in the meeting again.

by atmoshacks December 20, 2010

sprouting

verb; to sprout, the act of sprouting: for one to consume large amounts of alcohol, or any other substance for that matter, and experience a wide range of emotions including, but not limited to, great bouts of laughter, uncontrollable sobs, and the urge to undress all and any gender.

The spout-ee may also find themselves throwing up noodles, or passing out in the woods to awake in the back of a mini van.

Person 1: "Did you see Lucy sprouting last night?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I heard she passed out and they had to carry her body up a grassy knoll."

Person 1: "And then she began to laugh and cry hysterically."

Person 2: "Yeah, right after she puked up her noodles."

by LucyPleaseExplain January 22, 2009

Broad Stroking

To make a generalization about something.

Mary: So how did your date with Tom go?
Cindy: Terrible! All guys named Tom are crazy!
Mary: Oh Cindy, there you go broad stroking again.

by PH Hammer March 31, 2011

Stroking the Salami

When guys masterbate.

Adam has been in the bathroom for over an hour stroking the salami.

by STROW-kihn Da Sah-LAWM-mee May 9, 2003

sprooting

Rooting while spooning

I was late for work because I had been sprooting all morning.

by StillyStillwell January 11, 2009