fat guy strategy

The term for the strategy of waiting until the foodservice employee puts the first portion of meat on your sandwich/burrito/whatever to ask for double meat. That way, the size of the first portion isn't compromised by the knowledge that a second portion is coming, and sets a precedent portion size for the second portion, avoiding any size discrepancy between first and second portions. Particularly effective at Chipotle.

Employee - "What kind of meat, sir?"
Fat Guy - "Chicken, my man."
E - *Scoop*
E - "Any vegetables?"
FG - "Actually, can I get double chicken?"
E - "Godfuckingdammit okay."
FG - "Fat Guy Strategy wins again."

by blarglwharbl July 19, 2014

Unlucky Strike

A Lucky Strike cigarette that has been turned upside-down and stored. Although this would bring luck were it any other cigarette, a Lucky Strike is naturally lucky, thus turning it upside down actually counteracts the luck.

- Whoa man, don't flip that one - you want an Unlucky Strike?

- I heard of this one guy who flipped a Lucky Strike, two minutes later a tree fell on him, then he got struck by lightning, then his wife divorced him.

by mIsTaH187 December 25, 2011

WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike

WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike states that any sufficiently advanced skill is indistinguishable from a cheat.

Guy 1: HOLY CRAP I JUST DOMED THAT GUY IN THE HEAD! I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE IT!
Guy 2: Welcome to WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike.

by Docanon February 11, 2021

strike that

forget what I just said

In the brief time it took me to write this paragraph, three more emails arrived. Now I have 115 unanswered emails. Strike that: 116

by SirReal June 13, 2016

Sprite Cranberry

A very rare and limited beverage. It tastes like the nectar of the gods, and those who taste it have big pp

Lebron James: wanna Sprite Cranberry?

by Skoogled December 6, 2018

Stick warfare: Blood strike

Game temporarily made by Team Mordernator. it's a game made by the same person i said, features a stickman other than wise ass type 1 operators. you can buy guns, explosives, armors, and even skills! there are Multiplayer, and introducing Reload animations

remember to use Code "Happy 3rd anniversary" if it doesnt work maybe replace the "anniversary" with the "a" capitalized remember it's limited time or you get wasted for nothing

amatuer: uses M18 Carbine with Gunslinger perk
me: this guy is so N00B1E
pro: uses CAR-4 with Rifleman

me: damn this guy know what he's doing!

player haha i get more reward codes on Stick warfare: blood strike!
me: can u tell me pliss
player: ok type "Happy 3rd anniversary" at code remember for limited time
*me gets 30k cash and 100 gold*
me: thank u so much bro
player: no problem

random guy with support perk: haha i have so much ammo
me with using support perk too: same here bruh

by JaredPogis June 6, 2023

McDonald’s Sprite

Sprite crispy enough to charge your phone even!

Bro, my phones running low!

Let’s go to McDonald’s for that good good McDonald’s Sprite then bro!

by Nizzy Glizzy Glitzy September 12, 2020