This is a specific medical procedure used to remove the lips of a parasite employee (while the species of parasite is unknown, it is of the Toddite Genus)(usually of a lower rank)from the ass of the host employee (usually a superior of the parasitic employee). It is however a dangerous procedure as the parasite employee can suffer from serious ass kissing withdrawls. This frequently results in them becoming reattached to said host's ass again but with a stronger suction. If this is the case, a strong course of antibiotics is needed. Third generation antibiotics are usually required as many parasites are resistant to methycillin.
"I heard John had to go in for an emergency Stremmelectomy." "Yeah, he went in for a routine check-up and his doctor found a Toddite attached to his ass." "Wow, that's terrible!" "Well the surgery went well, but apparently the Toddite was seen trying to reattach it self shortly after John got back to work." "Well, give him my best."
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'Strem' is very similar to 'stream' but lacks the letter *a*, representing a livestream that is deprived of its vital component: viewers. The streamer is left alone strumming to their own beat but they still act as if they were in-front of, or sometimes as if they are pretending to engage with, a live audience... while at the same time understanding their viewer count is sitting at 0 and that in reality not a soul is watching (excluding the VoD).
To immediate observers the person(s) interacting with their webcam could be seen as being weird and/or crazy, but in fact this supposed method is a better way to attract and retain newcomers than by sitting in silence. In essence, *streming* relates to being constantly present in the flow state whilst giving zero fucks about what potential onlookers might initially think of you and your home-protected behavior... all for the sake of growth and the idea of living out loud on the Internet.
Stremers tend to latch onto hopium; the majority of them believe that they are or will one day become an actualized "real" streamer given by their determined attitude, as if it were their destiny to be on the frontpage, but many times, they are actually fakes and simply not good enough, which leads to them burning out, quitting, and getting hooked to copium.
'Strem' is very similar to 'stream' but lacks the letter *a*, representing a livestream that is deprived of its vital component: viewers. The streamer is left alone strumming to their own beat but they still act as if they were in-front of, or sometimes as if they are pretending to engage with, a live audience... while at the same time understanding their viewer count is sitting at 0 and that in reality not a soul is watching (excluding the VoD).
To immediate observers the person(s) interacting with their webcam could be seen as being weird and/or crazy, but in fact this supposed method is a better way to attract and retain newcomers than by sitting in silence. In essence, *streming* relates to being constantly present in the flow state whilst giving zero fucks about what potential onlookers might initially think of you and your home-protected behavior... all for the sake of growth and the idea of living out loud on the Internet.
Stremers tend to latch onto hopium; the majority of them believe that they are or will one day become an actualized "real" streamer given by their determined attitude, as if it were their destiny to be on the frontpage, but many times, they are actually fakes and simply not good enough, which leads to them burning out, quitting, and getting hooked to copium.
>"Hey guys, plspls come watch my strem... we're playing Jackbox tonight (we need participants)!! I've got coffee brewing, prizes awaiting, and a giveaway for subs! My friend is coming over soon to join *us*! Donations welcome, no refunds :^)"
>>"no. :)"
>>"no. :)"
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