Steeple

A full mass erection.

I got a steeple after I saw that extremely hot girl.

by jokerface249 June 24, 2009

Steeple

1) Poking / jabbing somebody up the bum with an object with similar shape to a penis.

2) A small village in Essex

3) The top of a church tower - also known as spire.

1) He steepled me last night.

2) My friend is from Steeple but no-one ever goes there.

3) I can see the churches steeple!

by Dot-to-Dot February 20, 2011

Seatbelt Steeple

When you get an erection in the car, and, the damn seatbelt is in the way...

Carlos: “Hey, where are we gonna park the car?”
Me: Ughh...Um..idk..I, I have another one of those GODDAMN SEATBELT STEEPLES!

by SuperiorSteve64 November 8, 2019

steeplejacking

one who steals a church

The Reverend PAS got sued for steeplejacking Faith UCC

by fpre June 16, 2011

steeple chase

the traditional steeple chase is when you and your friend are both beating your dongs to Family Matters and the first one to blow a wad on Karl Winslows face wins. Double points if Karl is yelling at Urkle while you skeet.

dude theres no way you won last nights steeple chase. I was about to bust when your dog came in and licked my sack. no fair.

by ross mt pleasant July 28, 2008

Streeped

The act of taking something bad or even mediocre and making it great by sheer innate talent or the fact of being better than everyone. For example, Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada (or any movie ever).

This game night was boring AF but then Philip streeped it when he showed up with a bottle of whiskey and Settlers of Catan.

by chicagoakland July 21, 2016

The Streeper

The act of sucking out jucies from the colon giving the victim an extremely chapped anus.

I gave my girlfriend the Streeper this weekend - Traver

by SPaZED April 30, 2004