straighten up and fly right

Get your shit together--and keep it together.

If you don't straighten up and fly right, I'll have to call the police, and they'll do it for you!

by Quadrasaurus Rex March 3, 2016

straightdar

the ability to sense if someone is heterosexual.

Bill- "Dude, my straightdar is tingling over that guy you were talking about."

Chris- "Damn it, man. I was definitely going to go hit on his cute ass."

by Ladron June 28, 2010

Straightbars

"Describes something impressive, or otherwise epic. Interchangeable with "cool, awesome, boss, etc."

Guy #1:Omg he beasted on them

Guy #2: That was straightbars

by L_Dub August 14, 2012

straightmackin

Talking and chatting with girls 24/7. Getting numbers like they're going out of style.

"Guess what I did last night?"

"I'm gonna guess you were straightmackin."

by Nathan Rohlfs September 15, 2011

Straightaphobic

Unreasoning fear of or antipathy toward straight / heterosexuals.

Intense hatred or fear of heterosexuals.

The Lesbians in this city are so straightaphobic they don't except my straight friends and frown upon my socializing with them.

by Iris Diaz November 20, 2011

straightjacket snuggie

A regular blanket.

After wrestling my straightjacket snuggie for 15 minutes, I was forced to either endure the chilling horrors of a cold remote hand or Tyler Perry's television programs.

by themilkmantrink September 30, 2011

straightn't

Straight ,but no

Me:I am straightn't

by anonymous November 22, 2020