Shoving

A term in baseball to describe a pitching who is dominating opposing batters.

Matt Harvey of the Mets is shoving right now. He has 8 strikeouts and no walks in three innings.

by RedBeard53 June 18, 2013

stoning out

Zoning out, specifically after smoking the dried buds of the plant "cannabis".

Pussyface and friends have been sitting at a restaurant while under the effects of "Tetrahydrocannabinol". After some time, the waitress approaches them to take their order.

WAITRESS: May I take your order?

PUSSYFACE: What?

WAITRESS: Do you know what you want to order?

PUSSYFACE: Oh! No...sorry I was stoning out.

by ninjatigerbatman September 11, 2013

storing a charge

Holding a poop in because you're ashamed to poop in public.

"Why are you walking funny Ryan?"
"Ah, ya know, I've been storing a charge ever since I've got in the school bus this morning."

by xxxScumbag69xxx March 1, 2015

stoning

The act of attempting to freeze the passage of time through action of doing nothing. Works best with several people. However the passage of freeze will be broken once a person either says or thinks about the time.

Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
Person 3: ...
Person 4: stoning is boring how long till we gotta get back to class
Person 1, 2 & 3: zomg dude you broke the continuation of non-continuity
*2 seconds later bell rings*

by kaldoscope November 13, 2009

Stoping short

slaming the brakes of your car so that u can grab the breast of the women next to u by pretending to stop her from flying forward

I heard Jenny's date was stoping short on her at every stop sign

by supergoose94 March 30, 2009

stoking

"Stoking" - verb - is the act of being "stoked". You can be stoking from something which has happened, is happening, or is about to. It's not fussy.

"Get a better pie. I am stoking right now."

"Stoking for the weekend..."

Fuck she was like a 10! Stoking much?

by Kate's Party Hire May 21, 2010

stoning

A form of capital punishment in which the criminal is pelted with stones until dead. In Judaism and Muslim cultures, stoning is administered as atonement for sins such as adultery, murder, and prostitution.

"...there is (a punishment) of one hundred lashes and then stoning (to death)." Extract from Kitab Al-Hudud (Islamic Traditions)

by JustinInSpace July 24, 2006