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Short Pants Friday

The day always falls on the first Friday in April (this is not negotiable). The weather does not matter, the day must go on!
One's ankles must be showing. What one chooses to wear to display their ankles is left entirely to the discretion of the individual. Eligible participants include anyone.

If the weather is still cold, it is meant to prove that hope will prevail regardless! For those who have the joy to already be frolicking through warmer days, it is meant for the simple joy of celebrating their fortune in that warmer weather.
by shortpantsappreciator March 29, 2010
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Stop short

Frank Costanza's "move", which he claims to have used on Estelle Costanza circa 1955.

It involves the driver hitting the brakes in a moving vehicle, suddenly (stopping-short), and throwing out the hand closest to the front seat passenger's chest, as to stop them from being hurled towards the dashboard; inadvertently, groping the passenger's chest in the process.
Frank: "I used it on Estelle 40 years ago. I told EVERYBODY about it, everybody knows - *HMPH* - I stop short!"

Jerry: "Really..? 'Stopping short' - that's a good move..."

Frank: "You're not kidding it's a good move!"
by Tunachipz July 28, 2019
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Short Goodbye

The improper or silent goodbye. Often resulting in the long goodbye.

It's what you do when...
- You're not getting what you want.
- You're tired of talking.
- You're beautiful.
She leaves just silence in her path, a short goodbye, some photographs. I just can’t tell you why I let her break my heart again.
by 5daysofSummer December 29, 2012
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Shorter Wong

A pure boi who didn't deserve all the pain and suffering.
by Spooper March 12, 2019
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county short

Usually referred to as just "county", its a cigarette smoked to the end with only a few drags left. It's shorter than a regular "short".
Mug #1: Aye joe, let me get that short off that mentho

Mug#2: Nawww joe, this my lucky square right here. I'll hook it up witta county short though.

Mug#1: Fuck it then, throw me that county fasho...
by 74-Bossin November 9, 2008
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electronic short Books

'electronic short Books' stand for 'sBOOKs'.

The 'electronic book', also 'eBOOK', is the digital version online of the printed version.

The 'electronic book' can be the full version or a short version of the original book publication. The 'sBOOKs' are also called 'short Books' or 'electronic short Books'.
For example the Advert: See it! Feel it! Hear it! Read it! electronic short BOOKs Online!

alldayidreamaboutsoccer
alldayidreamaboutsports
by Barbara Gauss October 27, 2005
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Short eyes

Old school prison slang for a child molester. Term entered the public lexicon in the late 1970s when Miguel Piñero adapted his play Short Eyes into a movie with the same title that became a cult classic and had a popular soundtrack album performed by Curtis Mayfield, including the hit single Do Do Wap Is Strong In Here. The movie is about a pedophile, or "short eyes", who gets tortured and ultimately killed by his fellow inmates after they find out what he's in jail for.

However, the term is rarely used these days. More common current terms for child molesters in prison are chomo and skinner.
Let's shank short eyes in the showers...
by Datch Guy March 28, 2022
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