Self Spoonage

When you commit suicide with a spoon

Help! My sister committed self spoonage

by Zoey6669 July 25, 2019

spoonage

attending wetherspoons pub, usually very often.

"You up for spoonage tonight"

"The plan tonight is a bit of spoonage i hear"

by jasminda-govinda April 21, 2009

stonager

A stoneager(sounds like teenager)is a person with basic or limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.
Also stoneager (sounds like teenager)

My mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while I'm there I have to install some software for her. She is a great cook, but a total stonager.

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

Stonage

Where 2 or more people smoke weed and have mad hot sex on a big bed while listening to bad underground metal.

Dude, let's have an Uber Stonage.

by Tyler Vicious June 27, 2008

stonage

a word that stoners use as a subtitute for ownege or pwnd.

(combonation of ownd, and stonerific)

haha stonage -takes a hit-
what?
what?
im baked
....
what?

by vitocrab January 27, 2007

soonage

An event to get drunk or Steamed.

Boon went to the soonage for a qual predator laugh.

by Rymisserole February 25, 2004

spoonage

combination of carniage and spoons

The bruises, cuts and other bodily injuries resulting from the card game of spoons.

Carrie had some serious spoonage following the rather violent game of spoons in Vegas.

Brent's spoonage is finally starting to heal.

by Rallywife March 8, 2009