Stocking Stuffher

When a group of guys has sex with a girl then one at a time ejaculates into her. Then the next morning she opens up her vagina to reveal the fluids from the previous night.

Taran and J.r. were bored one night so they met up with Nikki and forced her into a Stocking Stuffher

by dizzytims11 December 29, 2010

French Stocking

A sock full of human shit. Typically used to beat someone with.

That dickhead stole my X-Box, so we are going to go fuck him up with a French Stocking.

by Gamilon April 16, 2010

whale net stockings

The larger version of fish net stockings, only worn by obese women.

Those whale net stockings really help to hide her stretch marks.

by Silver tongued liar September 29, 2013

blue stocking

is a old slang term for business women i.e. secretaries, journalists, creative thinkers. started in europe around 1400

a group of blue stockings gathered together with all persons, in mentaly stimulating conversation.

by yo mimi moma February 14, 2010

Sockinating

When you masterbaite and don't want to get your cum anywhere, you put a sock on when you have a boner and masterbaite.

Guy 1: Man, I masterbaited twice while my parents left.
Guy 2: With a sock?
Guy 1: Hell yea!
Guy 2: Ugh, you do too much sockinating.

by Sockinator113 April 14, 2010

California Stocking Stuffer

When you insert a didlo into a sleeping person's ass, then use a mallet to knock it the rest of the way in.

Dude, he's knocked out! We should give him a California Stocking Stuffer!!!

by Jschape June 11, 2010

stocket

the stock market

"The stocket will crash in 2023, I know it" said Ethan.

by jeeRAL March 18, 2023