Systems that incorporate randomness—where outcomes are probabilistic, not deterministic. Stochastic Systems are the mathematics of uncertainty, of processes that can only be described statistically. They're used to model everything from stock prices to particle behavior to queuing. Stochastic Systems recognize that the world is not clockwork, that randomness is real, that prediction is probabilistic. They're the tools of modern finance, of statistical physics, of any domain where chance matters. Understanding Stochastic Systems is understanding a world where certainty is impossible, where we must think in probabilities, where risk is real.
Example: "He wanted certain predictions; Stochastic Systems gave him probabilities instead. The stock would go up with 60% probability, down with 40%. He hated the uncertainty, wanted certainty. But the market was stochastic; certainty was impossible. He had to learn to think in probabilities—or lose money trying to pretend he could know."
by Dumu The Void March 7, 2026
Get the Stochastic Systems mug.Well, you can say that but did anyone get out of the weaponized schizophrenia surveillance apparatus WITHOUT doing any of the things I said? Either without using my work, killing themselves, mass murder, and/or being pulled out by someone trying to stop the wind so that the person could shill for the Jews? What is the trajectory of these people's lives between the time it starts and now?
Hym "It'S StOcHaStIc MeHmEhMeH! StOcHaStIc MeHmEhMeH! Give me a break? It's either full-credit for all the things I've done up to and including the creation of AI or child murder. There can be no other outcome. And you have to come up with a solution for the weaponized schizophrenia either way. I am how many conclusions can you reasonably derive from the situation I'm in? Do you want you to be expected to submit to the whim of the retards she's surrounded by in perpetuity? Oh! NO!? You DON'T want that!? OH! What then I guess YOU'RE WELCOME! Now... SAY THE VAT OF ACID IS GOOD! You love the vat of acid."
by Hym Iam July 10, 2025
Get the StOcHaStIc MeHmEhMeH mug.1. When gay men engage in lewd sexual acts in public, especially during Pride Parades.
2. When progressives refer to conservative political opponents as “stochastic terrorists” simply because they disagree.
3. People who deliberately smoke weed or cigarettes without regard to rules or the comfort of others are engaging in stochastic faggotry.
2. When progressives refer to conservative political opponents as “stochastic terrorists” simply because they disagree.
3. People who deliberately smoke weed or cigarettes without regard to rules or the comfort of others are engaging in stochastic faggotry.
Even if those 12 gentlemen who are engaging in public sex are making content for Diktok, they are still committing stochastic faggotry, and that is frowned upon. I’ve been here watching and frowning for over three hours.
by Stochasto September 30, 2025
Get the Stochastic Faggotry mug.A common saying used to describe a powerful love for something/someone...generally used like this: "I love ______ like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling." This saying comes from the fact that a large number of Turkish students generally come to American universities to study this subject. Same basic idea as like a fat kid loves cake.
50 Cent: "Yo bitch, you's a fine-ass piece, you know what I'm sayin'? I love yo' ass like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling."
Ho: "Aww...that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. You're so sweet!"
Ho: "Aww...that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. You're so sweet!"
by Nick D May 30, 2006
Get the like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling mug.Proposal that causation is a momentum and not a force.
Furthermore that causation is not evenly distributed.
Furthermore that causation is not evenly distributed.
Static-stochastics says that causation is not a force, some correlations are more causative than other correlations, and that causation is actually a momentum
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"You might be Stochastisexual"
"You might be Stochastisexual"
by visborne February 12, 2021
Get the Stochastisexual mug.Describing a way of being sarcastic by asking rhetorical questions in the fashion of Socratic dialogue. A portmanteau of "Socratic" and "sarcastic." Involves sarcasm by means of asking Socratic leading questions.
Some socrastic dialogues:
Person 1: "Who took my keys?"
Person 2: "Dude. Who do you think took your keys? Do you *really* think I would take your keys? Why would *I* want to drive your car?"
Roommate 1: "Why is our room so messy these days?"
Roommate 2: "Well, do you think maybe it's because you never clean up the place? Could it be because you always leave it a mess?"
Person 1: "Who took my keys?"
Person 2: "Dude. Who do you think took your keys? Do you *really* think I would take your keys? Why would *I* want to drive your car?"
Roommate 1: "Why is our room so messy these days?"
Roommate 2: "Well, do you think maybe it's because you never clean up the place? Could it be because you always leave it a mess?"
by Sky. Nevalson April 17, 2011
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