Low Steps Violation

A friend of yours on Fitbit or Apple watch that you are in accountability with has a dramatically low step count on a particular week or ongoing basis. 10,000 steps a day should be a pretty good barometer for most healthy active human beings. If that number drops to 50% or less your "friend contract" requires an announcement of a low steps violation.

Our buddy Nappman moves about as much as a three-toed sloth, he's consistently getting a shout out for a low steps violation.

by Hixxz68 June 13, 2019

Colorado Quick Steps

A term used when referencing a case of diarrhea. It is believed that this phrase got its name by people in the 1800's who drank contaminated water that flowed through Colorado's many natural (but oftentimes unsuitable for human consumption) streams, lakes and rivers, as well as numerous other sources.

"Where's your bathroom? I've got the Colorado quick steps!

by StëppënWölf53 September 30, 2018

bachelor steps

An artificially inflated number of "steps", commonly acquired by single men wearing a fitness tracker/smart watch on their wank hand.

"What are you getting up to tonight?"

"Well, I was going to go for a walk...but I think I'll just stay home, get a few thousand bachelor steps in, and watch some Netflix"

by Eff Dee Emm September 26, 2017

3 steps ahead

Stage name for the legendary Peter Paul Pigmans, a producer of gabber music.

I miss 3 steps ahead.

by AcneAndAnthrax May 4, 2015

Blueberry foot steps

When blueberries come to your house at night and attack you. The only way to get rid of them is to call 911 and put them on trail and get them executed in electric chair.

Blueberry foot steps were at my house at 2:48 AM last night.

by Minecraftjoe2 June 6, 2015

i got my steps in

A phrase said by a no-life piece of shit after having accomplished any slight amount of physical activity during the day.

Bob: Whew! Man, I wish the elevator wasn't broken; I had to take the stairs. But at least I got my steps in today.

by Bothered Bob December 15, 2021

the steps

the 12 steps of recovery for addiction.

joe's trying to dry out, he's taking the steps.

by chenger November 8, 2003