Stephen Hawking 

When getting a sloppy hummer while having your prostate speedbagged by a tiny midget’s index finger..you bust a nut so hard you nearly faint, grunt loudly and uncontrollably shit the bed… all while your face and hands contort to resemble famed theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking.

“Bro..last night I swiped right on this sus skank and end up Stephen Hawking all over the back seat of her accessible Chrysler minivan”

Stephen Hawking by Mick Hockiner October 19, 2022

Stephen Hawking 

Dead lol

Stephen Hawking has aids lol.

Stephen Hawking by Absolute Baboon June 5, 2018

Stephen Hawking 

Stephen Hawking, a theoretical physicist, cosmologist, author and head of Cosmology at the University of Cambridge taught me one thing....
Despite gifted intellect and a lifetime of investigating the creation of the universe, questioning of the existence of God and higher power, his soul was taken at the Almighty's will and that is one secret of the universe, hawking was never able to unravel.

R.I.P. Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking by A Muslim Cosmoslogist May 15, 2018

Stephen Hawking 

Drives around like superman in his wheelchair, telling us what the universe is. He has highest INT value and therefor must be most correct. He got the speech computer 40 years before us... And ours isn't even ready yet since we didn't figure out an interface yet. So i guess that smartass traveled in time to an Apple store in 2241 and bought one cheap and thought he'll mess around with those 1980 plebs a little and tell them about the big bang and how to make something out of nothing. His idea became well known and a series about idiots that believed his shit was made aswell. HAIL STEPHEN HAWKING!!! YOUR DECEPTION IS SO POWERFUL!!! I SHALL BEND!

Thats not true! You are Stephen Hawking!
Oh mom, stop hawking.

Hawking around does not solve your problems young man. And stop pretending youre retarded and grow up...

Stephen Hawking by kuyaaaa January 24, 2019

Stephen hawking 

When your sucking cock after a bloke has cum and he looks like stephen hawkings

I stephen hawkings my bloke last night

Stephen hawking by 91mattsmith November 10, 2019

Stephen Hawking 

A sexual act where you role play as someone in a wheelchair. You then peg someone from the chair and whilst doing that, you pop a wheelie.

“She Stephen Hawking’d me so good last night”

Stephen Hawking by PseudonymsAreForNerds February 25, 2020

Stephen Hawking 

A Physicist who is half chair half human

Do you know Stephen Hawking? Oh, you mean the intelligent chair?

Stephen Hawking by Yellow tree dick October 12, 2021