semmie

Someone who attended the Oregon Shakespeare Festival's Summer Seminar.

Oh he's a semmie? He must be hella tight.

by Anonymous Semmie December 31, 2007

stemmered

Pissed as fuck, nothing more, nothing less

Last night I was fuckin stemmered.

Andy was stemmered after he necked those chasers.

by Gavski (Gav W) November 30, 2006

Stemmer

One who is recently unshaven - possibly destitute and/or homeless - with the bristles of a beard being referred to as "stems". Colloquially common to the Atlantic maritime region of Canada.

Jeez Frankie, will ya shave? Ya look like an old stemmer!

by Weenis isn't September 20, 2018

stemming the rose

Male homosexual anal sex,

From Brokeback Mountain, Ennis and Jake's boss says - "You guys wasn't gettin' paid to leave the dogs babysit the sheep, while you stemmed the rose"

Stemming the rose

by PhilDM1 January 10, 2009

Stemming

Stemming itself, is the act of anal sex, whilst the "receiver" has chronic, unstoppable diarrhoea, therefore "stemming" the flow. Beware of projectile sprays, and the preparation of plastic sheeting beforehand is a very commonly held practice.

Stemming is something beautiful that occurs between either straight couples, or gay men. It is generally the man, or the "daddy" doing the stemming, as the woman needs an extra attachment to make it work, therefore making it less popular.

Warning: Be conscious of causing an unintentional rose-bud, or pink sock. These events are widely known to be very disconcerting.

Example 1;

Man 1 enters room, and gags/vomits uncontrollably, "Oh my god, this room is vile... and the smell!"

Man 2, "Oh yeah, I brought this filthy bitch back last night and I was stemming her all night... I should probably clean this mess up."

Example 2;

Man 1, "Did I tell about what happened last night? Oh dear... My girlfriend had chronic diarrhoea for hours, and the only thing I could think of to stop it was shoving my cock in her arse!"

Man 2, "Urgh?!? Really?! You stemmed her?"

Man 1, with a big shitty grin on his face, "Yeah, it did surprise her... and she's still cleaning up the mess now. Haha!"

Man 2, "Filthy bitch."

by MasterNameless July 11, 2011

Steamiest Of Meanie Greenies

When someone doesn't show any respect like how to buddhist brothers were protecting their temple.

You're the steamiest of meanie greenies!

by Steamymeaniegreenie September 22, 2022

Stemmed

Another way of saying someone is buzzed. Geeked almost.

"Why does John look so happy to be in school?"
"He's just stemmed."

by boyshoutsking August 17, 2011