Swammered

To get hammered while swimming, so hammered that when you get out, it still feels like your are swimming.

We got swammered at the pool today, so swammered Bernie fell over getting out of the pool.

by BTones81 April 25, 2019

summered

A way to describe how one spends or has spent the summer months. A term most often used by those of affluence.

Last year my mate and I summered in New Jersey.

by Michael Papuga January 10, 2006

sommered

to totally kill a joke and end all humor in the situation

kid 1: so... did you see 30 rock last night?
kid 2: OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY
(kids 1 and 2 start reminiscing)
kid 3: it reminds me of my big throbbing cock...
kid 1: eh... you kinda sommered that...

by Garbage Han-Garbage May 15, 2009

Stemmer

One who is recently unshaven - possibly destitute and/or homeless - with the bristles of a beard being referred to as "stems". Colloquially common to the Atlantic maritime region of Canada.

Jeez Frankie, will ya shave? Ya look like an old stemmer!

by Weenis isn't September 20, 2018

Sammered

To be hammered, but more Sam-like. Usually people with the name Sam are more prone to becoming sammered, but it's quickly becoming very popular for anyone, regardless of their name to become sammered.

Dude, I'm so totally sammered.

by Samantha Tyne June 11, 2008

shammered

hammered and smashed combined into one

"omg I was so fuckn shmammered at daniel's party!"

by Fini August 8, 2004

spammered

When you go on vacation, and come back to a mailbox full of junk mail.

I left for a week and my inbox got spammered with offers.

by Bob Dean February 23, 2006