Steers And Queers

The only two things that come from Texas

Holy dogshit, Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas!

by plzdontithurts December 20, 2015

Steering Ears

When someone's ears are so large, they can be held to control head movement during oral sex.

During Eclipse my friend Melanie looked to us and said, "Damn, Kristen Stewart has some steering ears!"

by Undermedicated January 16, 2011

steer

A castrated bull.

Hartmann: "Where in the hell you from anyway?"
Cowboy: "Sir Texas sir!"
Hartmann: Holy dog shit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, and you don't look much like a steer so that sorta narrows it down a bit."

by SeanG. March 27, 2009

even a steer can try

Steers are castrated bulls. They sometimes try to sexually mount other cattle, even though they don't have what it takes to make anything happen. (This is much more a rural dictionary than urban dictionary item, because it only makes sense if you've actually seen it happen.)

You gave up? Man, don't you know that even a steer can try?

by westfalr August 5, 2009

Steinershocker

A gameFAQs user often with no regard to other peoples feelings. insults them freely.

"not well known for his intelligence. or lack of it."

by XIII is cool December 20, 2004

Scott Steiner

Scott Steiner is an American professional wrestler.Being the genetic freak that he his, Steiner is a one-time WCW World Heavyweight Champion, seven-time WCW World Tag Team Champion, two-time WWF World Tag Team Champion and two-time United States Champion.

There's Nothing Finer Than Scott Steiner.

by HeavyMetalGary January 25, 2009

Steveroid

A person named Steve who is pumped full of steroids

Hey Steveroid, can I get a spot on the bench press bro?

by ANK Crew November 30, 2021