Carlos: “Hey, where are we gonna park the car?”
Me: Ughh...Um..idk..I, I have another one of those GODDAMN SEATBELT STEEPLES!
Me: Ughh...Um..idk..I, I have another one of those GODDAMN SEATBELT STEEPLES!
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the traditional steeple chase is when you and your friend are both beating your dongs to Family Matters and the first one to blow a wad on Karl Winslows face wins. Double points if Karl is yelling at Urkle while you skeet.
dude theres no way you won last nights steeple chase. I was about to bust when your dog came in and licked my sack. no fair.
by ross mt pleasant July 28, 2008
Get the steeple chase mug.When one wakes up from an erotic dream and finishes himself off. Repetitive back arching and ass lifting a minimum of 16" from the prone position until complete.
Man, I was dreaming about that hot bitch Natalie Portman last night. I woke up suddenly and had to steeplechase to the finish.
by PigginsPearls January 15, 2010
Get the steeplechase mug.Verb: To jab someone in the bare anus, or in the anal area with clothes on, a sharp object, which may or may not resemble a church steeple. The two index fingers of each hand placed together may be used as a steeple.
Noun: The object being used to steeple someone, as described in the verb form above.
Noun: The object being used to steeple someone, as described in the verb form above.
I'm going to steeple you so bad.
Watch out for the steeple!
This shampoo bottle will make a good steeple.
I'm going to steeple you.
Watch out for the steeple!
This shampoo bottle will make a good steeple.
I'm going to steeple you.
by Dave March 4, 2003
Get the Steeple mug.The act of one shorter man forcing his erect penis up into the bottom of another taller man's erect penis.
Dave: It's a shame that you're shorter than me, Dale.
Dale: Not a problem, Good Buddy. How about a little steeple chasing to make things less awkward?
Dale: Not a problem, Good Buddy. How about a little steeple chasing to make things less awkward?
by verncrowe5 May 4, 2010
Get the Steeple Chasing mug.When you fuck an asian girl from behind, hold her hair like the reins and hit her with a horse whip.
Dave totally gave Ting Tong a chinese steeplechase.
She ran up stairs,hid under the bed, and cowered all night. She's been afraid of ponies ever since.
She ran up stairs,hid under the bed, and cowered all night. She's been afraid of ponies ever since.
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