Doctor Status

When someone you know or are related to works at a doctors office and owns high end goods many of which are only affordable by somone with a doctors pay.

That $600 Element BBQ you got is "Doctor Status"

by sea net playa November 5, 2012

Status Battle

A Status Battle is when you or more of your friends are either a. not talking to each other in real life but want to send a messing subtle or not to the other to let them know how they feel or make them jealous. or b. You and your friends join statuses to attract other people to believe the same thing or talk to you.

Status Battle Examples

Example for A. Jordan(Im a fight with Julie and i know she likes Eminem and Pink so im gonna play those songs and make them my status to attract her attention).... Julie (Ughh i want jordan to talk to me so bad so im gonna play his favorite music and make it my status)

Example for B. John, Jacob and Schmidt's stauses WALK FOR CANCER JOIN NOW AND IM US FOR INFO

by akararules July 17, 2010

status erecticus

Term used to describe a prolonged erection with, seemingly, no end in sight.

Matt R. complained of status erecticus whenever he worked with Waseem.

by Kennedy Harper July 8, 2011

M. Night Shatupon

Another term for a bad movie made by M. Night Shamylan, specifically one that he shat upon.

Guy 1: Have you seen the movie The Last Airbender
Guy 2: No, but I hear it was a great television series but it was M. Night Shatupon in the movie version.

by JRD_02 May 2, 2014

statutory apeshit

statutory ape + apeshit

1) A primal rage induced by the insanity of bureaucratic procedures, social-political injustice, or "legalized" oppression.

2) A collapse of an institution to total anarchy; A failure to bring/maintain any control or order.

1) After spending all week at the licensing offices just to get a permit to apply for a license to grant permission to let my son cut my lawn, I'm ready to go statutory apeshit!

2) When they lost the procedural manuals, the company went statutory apeshit and then went out of business.

by Man-Machine June 25, 2008

kingpin status

Noun. The status of being a kingpin. The ultimate status for a Hustler, Pimp, Playa, or combination of the above. Comes from the legal terminology used in the prosecution of leaders of criminal orginizations engaged in conspiracy.

On the very streets Cipher was raised he attained kingpin status.

by Suvonoge August 11, 2008

2.0 Status

1. n. When a young boy finally becomes a man and taps some serious ass.

2. adj. A sexually liberated state of existence. Baller.

"Last night at exactly 4:32 am Alex conclusively reached 2.0 Status..."

by Brother Johnny April 8, 2008