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Stalemate

1. Much like the chess reference, when two or more obese individuals are trying to make love but are unable to make the right parts connect due to their fat obstruction.

2. When a couple is having non-passionate sex and neither seem to be able to reach climax, so they agree to disengage and move on.
1. Jeanne & George were having a hell of a time heavy petting, but the night took a turn for the worse when their passionate attempts to make love resulted in the ever-frustrating stalemate.

2. Rich and Deb were each trying their best to will themselves to orgasm, but after 20 minutes of mindless awkward and slightly painful humping, they agreed they had reached a stalemate, turned on Seinfeld, and called it a night.
by Pam Light May 13, 2005
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stallmate

A play on the original word "stalemate", when two strangers are trying to poop in a public bathroom and cannot continue because the risk of humiliation. It starts when someone enters an empty bathroom and starts to defecate, then while in the middle of performing this action someone else walks in with the same goal in mind.
I thought i found and empty bathroom to poop in, only to be caught in a stallmate.
by Demko8181 October 22, 2010
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Video game stalemate

When you are basically in a stalemate in the progression of your video game, it is a Video game stalemate. It differs than being just "stuck" in a certain part, because it involves not being able to do a certain thing, because your weapons suck, so you need new ones, but you dont have enough gold/credits/whatever to buy new weapons until you beat that certain thing. It is a very annoying situation.
John Doe: Aw man, I'm in a video game stalemate on (insert game name here)
John Doe 2: How so?
John Doe: I can't beat level 5 on (insert game name here) because my equipment sucks, and I can't get the money to buy new equipment until I beat level 5.
John Doe 2: That sucks. Use a gameshark.
by Overlord Oozumpti July 9, 2009
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staremaster

A person who stares at you relentlessly and continuously....on and on or over and over......just cant take their eyes off of you! A person that watches your every move, for reasons of jealousy, envy, or just plain nosiness!!!
I dont know why that old man is looking at me everytime I move, he must be bored! STAREMASTER!!!!!
by biggfoxx January 13, 2011
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bathroom stalemate

Much like in the game of chess, a bathroom stalemate is when two people are in a public restroom and neither wants to be the first to go, so both sit silently in their respective stalls as they wait for the other to leave, or for some loud noise to disguise their business.
1-I had to poop but found myself in a bathroom stalemate and had to wait for 20 minutes.
2- Stupid public bathrooms!
by TheRealIP September 26, 2013
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stalefate

being in a situation where no matter what you do, you cannot avoid harsh consequences.
If I tell my parents, I'll be grounded for eternity. If I don't, they'll eventually find out and then ground me for eternity. Either way, I'm in a stalefate.
by brach95 February 22, 2011
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Stratevate

I wasn't able to figure out how to fix it so I stratevated that shit.
by Thebigcheese April 14, 2013
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