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Star Wars Kid 

An adolecent overweight canadian kid who one day grabbed a golf-ball retriever and utilized his schoosl camera to record himmself fighting an imaginary lightsaber battle in which he stumbles repeatedly (due to an obvious lack of coordination)and created his own sound effects. He accidently left the video and some friends of his found it and ( supposedly using kazaa) uploaded to the web for millions to see. Soon after being seen on the web several other versions were made with digitally added graphics and sound. Among these are "Star Wars Kid: Reloaded" ( Matrix Reloaded trailer parody" and an a version in which the boy is given Star Wars sound effects and the golf ball retriever is made into a double bladed light saber.

After while the kid found out and was supposedly so afflicted by the mockery (imagine the shit he got at school) that he had to be admited to some ward or hospital and his mother attempted to sue ( who I am not sure, probably the friends) Some people who enjoy the video have actauly got some money together and are sending it to him, they bought him an IPOD. As for the Episode 3 thing, I havent been able to confirm that rumor... we will see soon enough any ways.
"Who the hell is that ?"
"That's the Star Wars Kid"
Star Wars Kid by Red October December 23, 2004
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Star Wars Bar 

A Bar/ Pub filled with strange, unusual and often dangerous characters. while these establishments hold no offical affilation to the franchise, the abundance of fights and/ or bizarre happenings is reminiscent of the mos eisly cantina bar in star wars: episode 4. Durham's Yates bar on most week nights is a fine example of a star wars bar.
Christ there's some nut jobs in here today, like a fucking star wars bar
Star Wars Bar by John O'Neill July 13, 2006

Star Wars 

The best piece of fiction ever created by the human mind. It features the Galactic Empire, the ultimate utopian government. Rule through fear of force, countless uniform troops and star fighters, the most powerful star fleet in the history of the universe, the most organized and correct social structure, cruel and arrogant officers, absolute rule of the Emperor, and finally... the darkest, most militaristic anthem ever.... the Imperial March.
Star Wars represents the ultimate story, evil dictator and his innumerable armies vs. rag-tag rebellion. The ultimate tale of good(Jedi/Luke Skywalker) vs. pure evil(Palpatine).
Star Wars by Exor January 13, 2004

Star Wars Depression 

Caused by watching the complete Star Wars saga. After finishing, sufferers are saddened by the fact that they end at six. The only cure is to watch them all again.
I just finished watching the Star Wars saga on DVD, and now there isn't anything as cool so I need to watch them again to cure my Star Wars Depression.

Star Wars 7

The biggest fucking movie of the year. Neckbeards, and basically everyone else, are hyped for this movie. It's going to be pretty damn amazing. JJ Abrams is a fucking god. It froze Fandango, and people got pissed. But it's gonna make alot of moolah. Although there are people who try to act like they're excited, but really they're big pussies.
YO DUDE! YOU GOT THE STAR WARS 7 TICKETS?!

-HELL YEAH BITCH! LET'S GO!
Star Wars 7 by fizzman457 January 1, 2016

Star Wars Day 

Traditionally, May 4th, of any given year.
"Happy Star Wars Day"

"What the hell? Its the May the Fourth"

"Yes, and May the Fourth be with you!"
Star Wars Day by Dave Robertshaw August 15, 2006

star wars geek 

The Star Wars fan who knows more about THAT galaxy than the one he lives in.
Only a Star Wars geek knows the hyperdrive classification of the T-65J Advanced X-Wing Starfighter.
star wars geek by bigtones January 4, 2005