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Code word used amongst theater people in the Dallas, Texas area to identify stalkers. Primarily used with regards to jaded ex-lovers, unwanted crushes, and other such undesirables who refuse to cease contact. However, the term is also lovingly used in jest from time to time. Term originated in early 2011 from an unfortunate iPhone auto-correct incident.
"I totally just got a text from my stapler!"
"My stapler has resorted to late night drunken phone calls."
"You were fantastic! I'm your number one stapler."
by jennriffic September 30, 2011
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Stapler

From the movie "Office Space". Milton's prized Swingline. He obsessed about it and the possibility that management may take it.
Stapler- used to describe the act of lacking any common sense; describes the act of worrying about something trivial, usually applying to someone who you manage or supervise
"Stapler..um my..my.. stapler."; As I was walking by Michelle's cube, she snapped and got all "stapler" on me.
by DA MAAAN! September 28, 2004
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Stapleford

Everyone with this last name is kind, compassionate, romantic, and extremely sexy. The men are so well hung, their wives have to have specially made pants and shoes to compensate for the severe bowleggedness that results from having sex with them. The name itself derives from a huge phalic pole covered with Celtic runes used in ancient times to cross the "Erewash" (ford) or (river) that runs through the town in Nottinghamshire England of the same name, Stapleford, England.
He must be a Stapleford, check out his girlfriend she walks like a cowboy.
by Raven14 February 11, 2010
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red stapler

Similar to a rug that really ties the room together, the red swingline stapler is a coveted possession or ideological, which when taken, may cause arson.
"Red stapler"
-Milton
by Ignatius Strangelove December 10, 2007
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Side Staller

A side staller is by definition:

side·staller ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sid*stllr)
adjective / noun / verb

A side staller is a person that enters a public bathroom and enters the stall directly next to another individual. Side stallers are usually the lowest class, filthy people in a corporate environment. Habitual side stallers are frequently targets of bathroom beatings and practical jokes.

Also can be used as a verb, as in "I got sidestalled."
"No, a sidestaller?" adjective.
"I hate that side staller, I'm going to give him a beating when he is not looking."
by Jake Cassidy May 23, 2006
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stapler

When having sex you put the girls legs above your head and stick your dick into her mouth and start humping
He started to stapler her
by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020
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Stapler nazi

Someone who takes too long with a stapler
Mike you damn stapler nazi! hurry the fuck up!
by Nick February 4, 2005
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