Skip to main content

Man stand

when a buddy sleeps over and splits early in the morning (usually while your still sleeping)
alex stays at my house, however leaves at like 7:30 in the morning, and im not even awake! why does he always pull man stands!?
by cole phelps LAPD January 9, 2012
mugGet the Man stand mug.

Man Stand

Man Stand is a Man standing alone in many varied locations. A Man Stand is when a man wants to act casual while on the prowl, looking for a catch. He places both his hands in his pant pockets crossing his right leg over his left with his head tilted as if he were already waiting for his girlfriend to finish work. He actually doesn't have one. Also/ a Man Stand can be more than one man at the same time trying to check out woman walking by. A man stand can be anywhere in a public place including an elevator. You can usually observe a Man performing a Man Stand while in the mall. A man stand can also be found in any public place, bus station, grocery line or bank to name a few.
Two men standing together both having that stupid look on their face, making conversation about nothing simply saying/look at that one as their eyes roll from left to right keeping a straight face.
Sometimes found at a bar standing still with a drink in his had holding it up to his lips as if it were covering his eyes while gazing/ If he has his arms crossed and his legs spread then he is probably getting paid to watch at the door. Hey look at that Man Stand he is really good at it.
by N Iannitelli October 23, 2007
mugGet the Man Stand mug.

poor man stan

incredibly broke individual,with instead of a six pack,he has a keg with looks that could kill the undead who spends most of his time reading,playing video game,watching porn and has h.h.t. or eating poptarts
if you are broke,overweight, homely,read,play video games,watch porn and eat poptarts while u do it,you man be considered a POOR MAN STAN
by poorhiddenstashistan June 14, 2011
mugGet the poor man stan mug.

one man stand

One man standing alone in a room, often confused with the more awesome one night stand.
Troels had a lof on one man stands.
by Dr. Schumacher69 September 17, 2013
mugGet the one man stand mug.

man stand

a position fuck boys stand in with their legs spead apart holding their dicks and staring off into space
by littytitty123 December 17, 2017
mugGet the man stand mug.

Stan the Water Man

by Karasued April 7, 2019
mugGet the Stan the Water Man mug.

wee-man taco stand

A sexual act in which a female receives cunilingus while standing with legs spread eagle from a dwarf/midget standing proud, standing tall.
Missy took a midget home from the bar last night, to feed at her wee-man taco stand.
by David Kenney November 30, 2007
mugGet the wee-man taco stand mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email