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standing pike

The contortionist position that men assume so as to attempt to piss in the toilet with a hard-on in the middle of the night. The position, bent 90 degrees at the waist with legs and trunk straight, is also sometimes used in yoga.
"Despite my 3 a.m. standing pike I still pissed all over the back of the toilet."

"Well don't expect me to clean it up."
by hodags1966 July 22, 2018
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standing invitation

an invitation that says one is always welcome.
You have a open/standing invitation to visit us any time.
by srnand June 18, 2017
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Standing Blow-vation

The act of receiving an amazing blowjob after a great show performance or a hard day at work.
Brad Pitt : Dude great job with that rad violin solo last night, the crowd went wild!

Me: Thanks man, if you think that crowd was wild, you should have seen that Standing Blow-vation that Cindy Lou gave me after!
by OgJaw February 11, 2013
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last pan standing

in halo custom games, the final person to be alive in infection-type games
New mombie. Last pan standing.
by fishontheplate November 12, 2010
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Staning

The act of obsessing over a particular person or product at shamefully high levels.

Deprived from the oh so popular song Stan by Eminem. In which a fan, named Stan, is obsessed with Eminem at a dangerously high level.
Those tweens are so staning Robert Pattinson.
by slamsam June 23, 2011
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out-fucking-standing

This was a common Marine Corps Drill Instructor phrase that could be used in a sarcaatic context and but also has meaning within the context of a bonafide compliment.

In sarcastic context it is used to immediately reinforce the message that someone had just screwed up so royally that
it would permanently alter people's perceptions about that someone from that moment onward.

In the positive context it means that your applaud and commend the actions of another with the goal of motivating them to high levels of performance.
Sarcastic usage: Young man has to go to her father and explain that she is pregnant and you are the father. His first words: "Out-fucking-standing! Want to go hunting with Dick Cheney?" In this context the delivery is slow with deliberate accent heavily on the "out," the "fuck," and the "stand." There is also a slight pause between each syllable.

In the positive context no heavy accenting nor does one pause between syllables but the comment is meant in a way that encourages and motivates to new levels of performance.
Context: Your girlfriend shows up in a coat, opens it to display nothing underneath, and stares you in the eye with desire. Your reply is a happy: "Out-fucking-standing@"
by WinningAttitude March 18, 2007
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Sancing

Sancing is a slang term for the beating of one's wife/girlfriend/or any girl by a man in general.
Be careful Lisa, if you piss George off, he's likely to sance the shit out of you.

If you do this Angela, that guy's probably going to practice his sancing on you.
by Juan Rojas June 25, 2007
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