skullfuckable

(of a woman) sexually attractive enough to irrumate.

Your mother is skullfuckable

by David Loller October 4, 2019

Starfucker

People who fly into space in magic bubbles and land on random planets. When they get to the planets they begin to have intimate relationships with the stars. Cussing at them, falling in love with them, having sex with them, spilling out the most intimate details of their heart to them. Soon all the stars know the secrets that most people save for their diaries and therapists. And these people, they are Starfuckers.

Oh, and the greatest band ever.

I think the definition of Starfucker pretty much is the example.

by jinxglitter August 12, 2009

Starfucks

The proper (some might say "derogatory", though I hope for the sake of the world they wouldn't) term for the evil coffee making entity sometimes known as Starbucks.

Also: a game which involves trying to fuck the most attractive member of staff working in said coffe shop, whilst buying the least number of products (See also Fuckbeans).

"I hate Starfucks"
"Don't you mean StarBUCKS?
"No, I assure you, I meant Starfucks."

by Bartender February 21, 2004

Governmentally Skullfucked

To have your eye removed from your socket and boned in the socket by the Gov.

We tried to raid area 51 and we were totally Governmentally skullfucked.

by Marky mark and de funky bunch! August 7, 2010

Skullfuckery

Malicious mockery, directed at one individual, with the intention of causing that individual mental and emotional anguish on a comparable level to having their eye socket violated with a hard cylindrical object.

1: That was some pretty serious Skullfuckery there man.

2: Yeah, she's crying in the corner like you just raped her puppy.

by spazmate December 8, 2009

Saltfucked

verb; usually used in past tense; To loosen the cap on a salt shaker such that used, the cap detaches resulting an miniature mountain of salt on the food or surface below.

That girl just saltfucked me and now my tofu is ruined.
Dude, I’m going to saltfuck your mom tonight.

by Moby_Prick December 29, 2016

Starfucks

Parody of Starbucks.

Starfucks has such awful coffee! it's expensive and it tastes like sewage.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009