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Jewel Staite

1. An immensely talented and good-looking actress best known for her role in the popular but unfortunately short-lived sci-fi series Firefly. Unfortunately, the sky was taken from the struggling cast and crew by Fox, who decided that giving such a masterpiece a chance to flourish, along with the associated shininess that Ms. Staite brought, would be unthinkable. In spite of this unprecedented act of douchebaggery and the blow it dealt to the potential of her ever playing a great role in a quality production again, she continues to amuse others for the betterment of mankind by being extremely hilarious.

2. I dun no who dis Jewl Statie bitch is but she suxxx!!!!! I men she got dr Becket fired an stuff!!!!1

The first definition is much more widely accepted throughout the civilized world by the virtue of being correct.

Also, she's taken. Sorry gentlemen (and ladies).
Jewel Staite is one of the shiniest human beings to have ever lived.
by soundslikestrawberry February 22, 2011
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Statham

Adj. - Of or pertaining to a state of being characterized by excessive badassness. More so than BAMF, yet less than Chuck Norris.
Hey, did you see The Dark Knight? That movie was Statham.

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The Statham clothes Johnathan's mother bought for him helped immensely when courting the opposite sex.
by Seth Tomahawk January 15, 2009
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When something is more bad ass than the words bad ass can describe
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Stathis

When you invent something, two years before it was claimed to be invented by another person.
I stathised the flowbee when I duct taped the vacuum cleaner to my hair clippers.
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shaith

Oh Shaith! The Gothaim Remix! Tutu Bitch!
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shaithiri

She is an amazing person but has a hard life with bad sense of hurmor. She doesn't have a boyfriend but she has a crush of someone. no one likes her but some do and that's what counts.
shaithiri is amazing jk.
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staisha

she's trustworthy, kinda funny and always there when you need her. she may talk pure rubbish at times but hey you need someone to bore to death sometimes.
person "i can trust staisha with anything thats why i dont tell y'all nothin"
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