Starfucker

The assholes that get drinks at Starbucks. Not the normal customers, but the true fuckers that take delight in bullshit drinks and bullshit complaints.

Barista over the head seat: This starfucker in the drive through said it’s only 12 packs of sugar not the 13 he ordered. He wants a complete remake!

by Gunslinger0351 February 3, 2019

starfucker

Jac Vanek

Jac Vanek is famous for being a starfucker.

by olookatu August 7, 2008

starfucker

A young girl who dresses and acts provocatively in order to arouse older men.

Jenny smiled and wiggled her hips seductively, positive Angela's father would get hard seeing her dressed this way. A perfect starfucker smiled and wiggled back at her from the mirror.

by Seth February 25, 2005

starfucker

Someone who defames or harms a celebrity's image by focusing and propagating untruths or rumors about the celebrity's personal life. Hence, they fuck their star.

Diane Sawyer is a starfucker extraordinaire.

by Jablome, Heywood July 5, 2006

Starfucker

A person who flies up into space and fucks stars

Bob: I fucked Saturn

Dave: I fucked Mars

Jesus: I fucked Uranus 😉
I’m such a starfucker

by I’m gay with your dad May 17, 2019

Starfucker

Someone that fucks a star. Fucking obviously.

The only reason Joe wanted to work for Nasa is because he's a dirty starfucker.

by Hellyfish2 June 27, 2019

Skinfucker

Courtney sparks
When your father walks in on you having sex with a random dude.

Shut up you skinfucker

by Upholsterygirl25 September 17, 2023