Swonky

(adj) Drunk and sketchy, often disappearing with little or no explanation. A person cannot be faulted for being swonky, but they must recognize by at least the next morning that they were acting in a swonky manner.

Ex: "Quit being such a swonky, crusty-ass skank. You disappeared on me!" "Sorry, I know I was swonky..."

by swonkygirl April 16, 2011

Shwonkie

After ejaculating one collect one's cum and wrap it up in a spliff.

dude I just came lets smoke a Shwonkie

by Fredrick Douglass May 8, 2008

Swonked

when youre on the sesh and its getting a little bit weird

just had a pill and im feeling rather swonked

by jamesbond2007 January 22, 2018

Shwonk

Everything and anything and nothing

I shwonking love penquins

by Raegan1 March 13, 2018

swonked

A state of being so fucking drunk you can no longer be called by your given name and you can barely do the following: stand, be left unattended for any amount of time, and form coherent sentences. Being "swonked" typically results in the inappropriate touching of friends & strangers, being forcibly removed from bars, memory loss, and/or pants pissing.

Swank was so swonked he literally got thrown out of the same bar twice before 6pm on Sunday.

by K.Murk November 23, 2014

squonk

A mythical bird that is covered in warts who continously weeps in self-pity.

I saw a squonk sitting on one of the pumps at the gas station.

by Blue Junglist December 18, 2004

squonk

An Awesome Genesis song from the album, Trick of the Tail.....

Just get it and listen.....

by DRBJimmy July 12, 2003