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squatching

Entering wild lands in search of evidence for the Sasquatch, The legendary bigfoot, a large bipedal primate sighted in many parts of the USA.
Let's go squatching.
by Frank Vincent Lauria December 19, 2008
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Dr. Squatch

The pinnacle of manliness. An all natural soap for men that changes the your shower experience. Use with caution, you may just become too irresistible.
"Dude, James stole my girlfriend..."
"Ah, he must shower with Dr. Squatch."
by drsquatch November 6, 2019
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Squatch Knock

1. The knocking of blocks used to attract mythical beasts called Sasquatches.

2. The rythmic pounding of the squatch for hours or days on end.
1. Those faggots from Finding Bigfoot Squatch Knock continuously in order to attract the elusive Sasquatch.

2. I squatch knocked Austin's mom so long last week that she moaned like a ghost and her squatch could take absolutely no more knocking.
by Squatchknocker247 January 24, 2012
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Duberry Swatchits

The almost lumpy section around the nipple. both men and women get them it is very natural
She had amazing tits, but her Duberry Swatchits needed a bit of work.
by omnooma March 22, 2010
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Jase-squatch

A finishing move where the man grabs the woman by her hair, loads his testicles into her mouth and when he ejaculates, uses his free hand to take the tip of his penis and mash it against her forehead, splattering all in her hair and on surrounding objects. Can also be plural.
"You get any last night?"
"Yea but she was totally pissed when I Jase-squatched on her and ruined her drapes with the splatter."
by SquibblyWibbly December 27, 2019
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Squatchy

of, pertaining to, or a likeness of the Sasquatch and/or its habitat
Can you believe how deep that woman's voice was? She was so squatchy.

That's such a squatchy house. It's all run-down and falling apart.
by James76 October 15, 2011
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Squatching

The act of taking a photgraph of an unexpecting person fairly far away so as to give the appearance/idea of the famous Big Foot photo.
I was squatching that kid, he looked so unexpecting in the photo.
by Marty2694 November 11, 2012
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