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Squishy Mustache

Society of Qualified Unprofessional Individuals Seeking to Help You Muster Up Stamina to Acquire Cuddly Hugs Earth-wide.
Are you a representative of squishy mustache, bro?
by thunderbash June 27, 2011
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squishy snail

When a man presses his limp penis and testicles against a glass shower door.
Chris was in the shower as we were getting ready to go out to dinner and thought he needed to show me his squishy snail.
by Spidermonkey317 December 17, 2016
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Stinky squishy

A stinky squishy is a combination of awesomeness. Be sure to worship mockasunya incase you thought I was going to leave the fockasoon out :D
by Punkrck1995 April 19, 2022
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Squishee Mitten

(Noun) Slang term used for the female vagina. See also ham wallet
I was balls deep in her squishee mitten when I passed out.
by Brandon Thompson February 28, 2006
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Starfish Squishee

n. after having the anus/rectum probed by an unprotected penis and having the anal cavity filled with the associated deposit of seminal fluid, the recipient of the load squats over the face of the depositor and relieves their violated rectum of the deposited load and any other associated solids/bodily fluids they may have built up in the chute. Not only has the willing anus provided the violater with carnel pleasure and release, the provision of the ejected material also provides them with nourishment.
Hey man, thanks for letting me smash your ass - great ride - spewed SO much cock snot in your cornhole. One thing though, before the next Starfish Squishee, can you make sure you don't eats nuts - I have an allergy.
by cookie1964 February 14, 2013
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"You are my Honey bunny boo-boo Millie- Millie moo-moo squishy butt baby cakes honey bunny waa-waa!"
by Definitions@123 January 6, 2022
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squished hamburger

Squishing your bare ass cheeks against a window (preferably an eating establishment with seating right at the window) and shitting. While shitting, you ensure the proper smearing technique is used to create a pastel effect on the window.
When I was 8, my Dad and I went to get a poutine and chili dog. On the way home he introduced me to the art of the squished hamburger on the window at Mel's Diner. I plan on passing this gift for generations to come.
by C- bass September 23, 2007
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