by dr1pg0dd June 11, 2020

Squirt(vb)
The act of "involuntary" urination when pressure is placed on the perineal muscle after having achieved orgasm.
The act of "involuntary" urination when pressure is placed on the perineal muscle after having achieved orgasm.
by Lordpoee March 2, 2004

a kid (usually male) who is small, kinda cute but not really, and can be annoying.
Squirts usually distinguish themselves by trying to be an upper class man when they are a freshman. although squirts are annoying and small like gremlins, they are still needed in society.
Squirts usually distinguish themselves by trying to be an upper class man when they are a freshman. although squirts are annoying and small like gremlins, they are still needed in society.
ryan: wow did you see that squirt today, he was all up and crazy.
joe: yeah he is very annoying whay does he try to hang with us?
ryan: I dont know, but i feel like he needs to annoy us, like my aunt jane!
joe: i hate your aunt, but you sill gotta love her, like squirt!
joe: yeah he is very annoying whay does he try to hang with us?
ryan: I dont know, but i feel like he needs to annoy us, like my aunt jane!
joe: i hate your aunt, but you sill gotta love her, like squirt!
by mjrizzle December 1, 2010

if Erin comes over tonight, I hope she doesn't stay late. I gotta have a squirt and that usually takes a while!
by critty July 14, 2004

by BeardedFatass December 16, 2002

Either you're talking about a simple word that is a liquid being poured at a rapid succession, or
>it's your semen
>it's your semen
by LargeWillyHaver59 December 31, 2017

by Kash April 7, 2003
