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squirt

When you do sumn better than someone else or beat them in something
I deadass just squirted on you bro
Chillll that sound gay as hell
by dr1pg0dd June 11, 2020
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Squirt(vb)

The act of "involuntary" urination when pressure is placed on the perineal muscle after having achieved orgasm.
"I was scrogging her and she squirted all over me. It was cool."
by Lordpoee March 2, 2004
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squirt

a kid (usually male) who is small, kinda cute but not really, and can be annoying.

Squirts usually distinguish themselves by trying to be an upper class man when they are a freshman. although squirts are annoying and small like gremlins, they are still needed in society.
ryan: wow did you see that squirt today, he was all up and crazy.

joe: yeah he is very annoying whay does he try to hang with us?

ryan: I dont know, but i feel like he needs to annoy us, like my aunt jane!

joe: i hate your aunt, but you sill gotta love her, like squirt!
by mjrizzle December 1, 2010
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squirt

if Erin comes over tonight, I hope she doesn't stay late. I gotta have a squirt and that usually takes a while!
by critty July 14, 2004
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by BeardedFatass December 16, 2002
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squirt

Either you're talking about a simple word that is a liquid being poured at a rapid succession, or
>it's your semen
Jack: Oh god, I'm gonna squirt!
-squirts-
Jack: oh heck
by LargeWillyHaver59 December 31, 2017
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squirt

(v) the act of taking a shit after snorting a trail of crystal meth or coke.
Hey, uh, can I take a quick squirt in your restroom?
by Kash April 7, 2003
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