The evolved version of Turdle. It all began with Turdle which birthed Turddler. Then Turddler met Squirtle. Squirtle and Turddler hit it off quite well and gave birth to the infamously cute and cuddly Squirddler who still reins supreme over all things both cute and stinky.
Damn! That chick is the cutest damn thing I've ever seen. Long, beautiful hair, a smile that could unite the world in happiness, a face and personality that just exudes innocence and love. Wow, what a woman...and she farts a lot too. Yep, she is definitely a Squirddler.
by MolecularToast August 4, 2006
Get the squirddler mug.It used to be what this turtle pokemon would yell in a hoarse voice when it squirted water out of it's mouth. Now, it what you yell when you shoot your load into a girl, preferably imitating the hoarse, messed up yet triumphant tone of the turtle pokemon as your dick, squirtle-like, shoots it's fire fighting fluid.
girl: Oh Baby, that feels so good, please don't shoot into me!
guy: Squirtle!
girl: Fuck, you are retarded. And now you are going to be a daddy.
guy: Squirtle!
girl: Fuck, you are retarded. And now you are going to be a daddy.
by mr. squirter April 16, 2010
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A word used to substitute "shut up". This has dervied from men who used to play pokemon, a popular tv-show. They were tired of one of their friends talking and they said "squirtle-squirtle."
"Yo squirtle-squirtle!!!!!!!"
"Yo squirtle-squirtle b***h!!!!!!!!!
"Yo squirtle-squirtle b***h!!!!!!!!!
by Omar Jones April 6, 2008
Get the squirtle-squirtle mug.when you're fucking your girl but you accidentally or purposely take a fat piss all over her and in her. Then you yell, you don't have enough badges to train me.
Max:Dude, whats squirtleing.
Lucas: Bro, you don't know, it's when you're fucking your girl but you accidentally or purposely take a fat piss all over her and in her. Then you yell, you don't have enough badges to train me.
Lucas: Bro, you don't know, it's when you're fucking your girl but you accidentally or purposely take a fat piss all over her and in her. Then you yell, you don't have enough badges to train me.
by lil guillermo April 9, 2019
Get the Squirtleing mug.When a male whips out his penis while screaming "squirtle i choose you" then he yells out "use bubble beam" at this stage the male shoots out bubbles made of his ejaculate, which are free to float around and burst in peoples faces.
Person A:Did you see john squirtle at the cinema?
Person B:Yeah, the son of a bitch hit me!
Person A:Suck shit!
Person B:Yeah, the son of a bitch hit me!
Person A:Suck shit!
by XenonNe May 8, 2013
Get the Squirtle mug.Similar to a scratch, a squirbble is a scratch done by moving your hand inward and outward like a claw. To be a squirbble, the scratch MUST be done with affection. Squirbbling is the act of giving a squirble.
My friend was upset so i gave her a squirbble on the back to make her feel better.
She squirbbled my back today as she passed by.
She squirbbled my back today as she passed by.
by CloverSushi October 30, 2012
Get the Squirbble mug.by Rex Bippy January 12, 2011
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