This is some top-secret, can't-even-look-it-up-on-the-internet shit
It's from Japan
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nano-technology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
It's from Japan
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nano-technology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
Jeremy: so it’s like... drugs?
Rich: it’s better than drugs.
It's from Japan
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nano-technology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
Me: oh boy I want a squip (I was forced to write this help)
(Be More Chill Musical)
Rich: it’s better than drugs.
It's from Japan
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nano-technology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
Me: oh boy I want a squip (I was forced to write this help)
(Be More Chill Musical)
by Emma Scot January 15, 2018
It's from Japan
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nano-technology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel
Through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nano-technology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel
Through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
Jeremy ignored his crush Michael because of his evil, terrible, way to expensive, squip. But it's ok because boyf riends happened and Christine was waaaaay to happy. (Richjake also happened just btw)
by Rainbow beans December 08, 2020
Not to be confused with squid, the SQUIP is a fictional drug from Japan (because everything is from Japan now). It stands for Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor, but let's face it. Nobody remembers that.
It also tried to take over the world, but the fanfiction writers and porn artists gloss over that, because Eric William Morris is just too hot to remember his character is a complete dick.
It also tried to take over the world, but the fanfiction writers and porn artists gloss over that, because Eric William Morris is just too hot to remember his character is a complete dick.
"You got quick?"
"Not quick. SQUIP."
"I've just never heard of it before."
"Yeah, that's the point! This is some top secret, can't even look it up on the internet shit. It's from Japan. It's a gray, oblong pill. Quantum nano-technology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do."
"So... It's like... Drugs?"
"It's better than drugs, Jeremy."
"Not quick. SQUIP."
"I've just never heard of it before."
"Yeah, that's the point! This is some top secret, can't even look it up on the internet shit. It's from Japan. It's a gray, oblong pill. Quantum nano-technology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do."
"So... It's like... Drugs?"
"It's better than drugs, Jeremy."
by Fallen Feathers May 17, 2018
by a random person who is a perso June 02, 2018
Ricky: I was fucking my girl Chloe when Max just squipped her way into the room.
Tony: I hate Max, she is such an entitled bitch!!!
Ricky: i know, i had to pull off a Ricky-Twister to cum because she wouldn't leave Chloe alone.
Tony: I hate Max, she is such an entitled bitch!!!
Ricky: i know, i had to pull off a Ricky-Twister to cum because she wouldn't leave Chloe alone.
by Nerdmeister July 26, 2016
by ilovethesquipokay June 20, 2017
a hot seggsy super computer/high-tech microwavable tactic that people who have low self esteems have crushes on.
Person 1: "Wow, I really wanna kiss a hologram that lives in my head that makes me cool and gives me electric shocks when I do something wrong."
Person 2: "Bro I just asked you what time it was, but do you need therapy?"
Person 1: "Nah I just need a SQUIP"
Person 2: "Bro I just asked you what time it was, but do you need therapy?"
Person 1: "Nah I just need a SQUIP"
by Fruity theatre kid April 10, 2022