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Squintsville

Noun. The end result of zootin': a mythical place found after searching for the land of the illustrious, enlightened Ganja.
"Who zootin'?"
"He zootin!"
"Who zootin???"
"Yo, he zootin'!"
"Damn, he is zootin'!"
"He is maaaaaaad squintsville!"
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squenis

A penis that is rather square in shape, or as wide as it is long.
This came from an online discussion where someone claimed their penis was short, but almost as wide in diameter, leading to questions of "you have a square penis?" before someone remarked "A Squenis?!" The word stuck from that point.
by Ophiuchus July 29, 2005
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Squints

The man in Sandlot which is one of the greatest movies of all time. He made out with Wendy Peffercorn becuase he has giant balls. Then he boned her when he grew up.
Squints is the man. that's it.
by Peter Bradley January 20, 2005
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Squidism

The religion when the holy go the squid came to life and brought the universe with him. He farted out the earth and we all came along with him. the sun is actually the home of the squid. The squid is inter galactic and one day will come back to earth bringing Harry Potter with him. He will shrink and come to live in the sea, eating any unsuspecting sharks. ALL HAIL THE GREAT SQUID!!!
Welcome to the best religion in the world, squidism!!!
by Lynkislynk May 7, 2018
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Squenis

n. a penis that has the texture of a squid; not erect; flacid
Che le le is so ugly she's only seen squenis.
by lil' rin rin November 10, 2008
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squidish

as to or pertaining to a squid
mike said wow that calamari is squidish!
by gf of creator March 24, 2010
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Squints

A word used to describe a massive overflow of fences or diarrhea after eating spicy meat most commonly associated with BBQ. An excessive amount of meaty poop exploding from the anus.
Man I’m pretty sure I’ll have the Squints after eating all this BBQ.
by Mr.ThatGuy August 25, 2018
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