Squinch

Closing of the anal sphincter to pinch off a poo

Oi mate, where's the loo? I need to squinch a woggle?

by Squinchywoggles October 9, 2021

squinis

a squid penis.

came to life because of the manga for splatoon, where squinis is often shown.

“lemme slurp that squinis”

by squinis June 29, 2019

squige

a creamy yet explosive dump blasted onto the floor

yo rae'eesha come take a look at this enormous squige i unleashed onto tyrones pillow!

by ralph cucumber October 12, 2008

Squindy Vibes

When something has squindy vibes, it’s pleasurable or enjoyable but won’t last.

Boy 1: Dating Veronica has such squindy vibes, man.
Boy 2: I know what you mean, dude.

by basicb1tchl0l February 20, 2020

Squinch a grimpy

1. To take a crap. 2. To screw something up severely.

That was a good meal, now I gotta squinch a grimpy. The car sqinched a grimpy when it caught on fire.

by Bogtrasher February 1, 2023

Squier

Daughter company of Fender. Makes solid beginner and intermediate guitars for cheap.

Dude paid $150 for a Squier Strat.

by NarfDaddy May 13, 2005

Squice

( pronounced squeece)
1. A word with no definite meaning. It can be substituted in place of any noun, adjective, or verb. Most commonly used in a insulting manner, i.e. light profanity.

2. (noun) A shrill screech, usually accompanied by a juicy squish, that is emitted by a wounded hamster just before being liquefied in a blender.

1: (noun) - "Go drown yourself in a bucket of squice!"
(adj) - "I made this lovely dessert for you, consisting of vanilla ice cream and freshly-cut squice berries."
(verb) - "I squiced your girlfriend last night, and DAMN, she's a screamer."

2: "The sound that guy made when I ran him over with my car resembled the squice of a dying hamster."

by ExplodingHamster April 30, 2010