squimp

A theoretical squid-shrimp hybrid, which would taste excellent both in battered rings or barbecued.

"Squimp?", Hank squawked as he spat out the sandwich, "I thought it was scamprawn! You KNOW I can't stand squimp!"

by Mad Dave June 14, 2007

squampster

Half squirrl half hampster....

Fuck off.

The Dugly Squampster house

by The Captain May 13, 2005

Squimp

a tiny little pimp.

Wow for a squimp you sure are big!

by The D! December 9, 2003

squimp

Another name for bitch

Omg you squimp
You are such a squimp
Get away from me you squimp

by Rhysie😊 December 18, 2017

Squimpy

Squimpy. As in squeezy quim. A person who is never satisfied and scrunches their face up at everything. They are often so uptight that they may also suffer from vaginismus. Favourite prey of university English professors.

Actor 1: That girl is so squimpy, I don't think I've ever seen her smile. I bet she'd still have that grimace even during sex.

Actor 2: Yeah, but you'd hatefuck the shit out of her and it'd be the greatest experience of your miserable twisted existence.

Actor1: Indeed.

by Drutski November 21, 2011

squimpy

Someone who is extremely unexcellent. He thinks he is above the fray and takes the morale high ground, but in fact he is worst than the rest.

He's so squimpy!! I can't believe that squimp!!

by Assad November 1, 2008

Squirps

After hook-up sickness in which your throat gets Flemish/Sore.

"Dude, hooking up with that girl at your party was a horrible idea! I'm pretty sure I have squirps now."

by Mik and Trevv March 27, 2012